Little things in life that make you smile

[Hindley Hammer]

Mrs Viet getting her UK Citizenship

Congrats

[davids cross]

Mrs Viet getting her UK Citizenship

Congratulations v .....

[davids cross]

Double....

[davids cross]

It's got to be time again, for one of the best two videos ever........probably the best tbh....

[Samba]

I seriously need to do this but am skint at the moment. My current mistress has had it.

[Samba]

تبریک میگم

Wash your mouth out, TOMoS.

Oh & many congrats viet!

[S-H]

Absolute classic, crossy, love that.

:lol:

[vietnammer]

Thanks for the kind messages chaps. Real bonus is we can holiday more or less where we choose without farting around with complicated visa stuff.
Motoring round Ireland here we come!

[S-H]

Thanks for the kind messages chaps. Real bonus is we can holiday more or less where we choose without farting around with complicated visa stuff.
Motoring round Ireland here we come!

Congrats, mate.

[vietnammer]

I have noticed recently that my missus while shaving my back is getting lower & lower down my back, hair grows in all the wrong places as you get older!

https://cdn2us.denofgeek.com/sites/deno ... k=ZREXec1m

[Skandi Brudson]

Standing at the gate of a school open evening and a lady with a Downs Syndrome girl arrives and they go in. Later on they leave, this time in the company of a man who has joined them in the meantime. They stop at the gate and the lady asks the young girl if she'd like to go home in Mum's car or Dad's car. The young girl clearly can't make up her mind. Eventually, she says that she'll go with Mum. Dad says, 'ok sweetheart, I'll see you at home' and they start to go in opposite directions. After only 5 seconds the girls calls after her dad. He asks her what she wants and she says 'come here'. He dutifully returns, and when he does, she says 'I love you'. Brought a smile to my face.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Just a new bed, or new mattress, as well?

We spent a few quid on a new mattress last year, I didn't know what a good nights sleep was until then. Worth every penny.

Bed and Mattress.

Possibly one of the best investments I've ever made.

[FreeWheeling]

average person spends a 3rd of their life on a mattress , no point in going tightwad on it, spend what you can on a good one

[Clacton-ammer]

https://cdn2us.denofgeek.com/sites/deno ... k=ZREXec1m

Close, but my teeth are whiter & straighter as I had them done coz I'm a tart

[sendô]

I spent about £300 on a memory foam mattress when we moved into our current place. One of the best investments I've ever made. That was 11 years ago, and it's just as comfortable now as it was when I bought it.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

Thanks for the kind messages chaps. Real bonus is we can holiday more or less where we choose without farting around with complicated visa stuff.
Motoring round Ireland here we come!

I've been to Ireland several times. I'd recommend Clacton instead mate. Centre of the holidaying universe.

[sendô]

Young girl stood outside the gym at lunchtime wearing a cropped top, and a pair of those exercise leggings that were so tight they might have been painted on.

Whatever man convinced women that that's the sort of clothing they need to wear to exercise in deserved a knighthood. Or a peerage. Or Prince Andrew's job.

[Hampshire Hammer]

Young girl stood outside the gym at lunchtime wearing a cropped top, and a pair of those exercise leggings that were so tight they might have been painted on.

Whatever man convinced women that that's the sort of clothing they need to wear to exercise in deserved a knighthood. Or a peerage. Or Prince Andrew's job.

You would disagree if you saw some of the women at our gym (we have two gyms on site where I work), skin tight showing every bulge and ripple.

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Young girl stood outside the gym at lunchtime wearing a cropped top, and a pair of those exercise leggings that were so tight they might have been painted on.

Whatever man convinced women that that's the sort of clothing they need to wear to exercise in deserved a knighthood. Or a peerage. Or Prince Andrew's job.

Haven't been back long from the gym. I've not been for a couple of months due to work and f**k me was it hard work, but it's the women dressed in the garb you've mentioned sendô that helps forget the pain.

[old fart]

Young girl stood outside the gym at lunchtime wearing a cropped top, and a pair of those exercise leggings that were so tight they might have been painted on.

Whatever man convinced women that that's the sort of clothing they need to wear to exercise in deserved a knighthood. Or a peerage. Or Prince Andrew's job.

I once asked a girl how do you manage to get into those leggings, she said well first you buy me a gin and tonic