Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by S-H » Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:04 pm

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Fuckin' hell ... ya b*stard. I'm at work listening to it and giggling like an idiot. Very funny. :lol:
Indeed!

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by stuboy » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:26 pm

Good isn't it......Three times it's done me in since I started last night - listening to it in bed, on the train this morning and just before lunch today. There's some specially effed up people out there. Can't wait for the train home.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by S-H » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:50 pm

stuboy wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:26 pm
Good isn't it......Three times it's done me in since I started last night - listening to it in bed, on the train this morning and just before lunch today. There's some specially effed up people out there. Can't wait for the train home.
The rumour about the two twins who used to climb the tree... :lol:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by stuboy » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:41 pm

Just make sure you are sitting down for Spaceworm. Jesus H F Christ. :scarfer:

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Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:36 pm

Croissant hand had me in hysterics. Proper funny stuff.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:02 am

stuboy wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:41 pm
Just make sure you are sitting down for Spaceworm. Jesus H F Christ. :scarfer:
I listened to that on the tube on the way in. Holy crap ... I'm sure people thought I was some sort of nutter. I nearly gave myself a hernia trying to stifle my laughter.

For anyone else who wants to join in the fun ...

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/g ... 1454848064

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by ageing hammer » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:10 am

https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2019/112 ... apartment/

Couple settle case after apartment raided by mistake.

The story didn't make me smile but this line had me laughing out loud.:

Mr Donald had just come out of the shower and was brushing his teeth when he ran downstairs to find a gun pointed in his face.

He was told to put his hands up and drop the "f***ing toothbrush". :lol:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by fjthegrey » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:26 am

S-H wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:50 pm
The rumour about the two twins who used to climb the tree... :lol:
Len and his mannequins has got me bad.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by White Goodman » Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:56 am

That someone called MorganWHU has commented on Marlon Harewood's Instagram feed.

Just says "**** stadium" in relation to MH saying how good it was to be back at the Olympic stadium.

Is it too much to hope that this is Morgan of KUMB Dutch lesbian notoriety?

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by pablo jaye » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:32 am

White Goodman wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:56 am
That someone called MorganWHU has commented on Marlon Harewood's Instagram feed.

Just says "**** stadium" in relation to MH saying how good it was to be back at the Olympic stadium.

Is it too much to hope that this is Morgan of KUMB Dutch lesbian notoriety?
Ha!! Cheers Whitey - thinking back to that thread really made me chuckle! :thup: I don’t think an author could have written it better ... he set the scene, built up the story slowly .... and then bang! ....or not as it turned out!

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Clacton-ammer » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:00 am

^^ That was a truly magical thread :lol:

Heard my son on the phone to his girlfriend last night, she is a student and deeply rooted in Labour. My son and I talk a little about politics but he is as the same as I was at that age, earn money, have a good time. She was pushing & pushing him on politics and that he should care more, he should vote for Labour for various reasons, her voice getting louder, he basically went meh....then she put the phone down on him. I walked past and laughed and his reply "Don't think I'm getting any this weekend" strangely proud :D

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by stuboy » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:52 pm

fjthegrey wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:26 am
Len and his mannequins has got me bad.
Caroline's headset, the new winner.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by ageing hammer » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:25 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:
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^^ That was a truly magical thread :lol:

Heard my son on the phone to his girlfriend last night, she is a student and deeply rooted in Labour. My son and I talk a little about politics but he is as the same as I was at that age, earn money, have a good time. She was pushing & pushing him on politics and that he should care more, he should vote for Labour for various reasons, her voice getting louder, he basically went meh....then she put the phone down on him. I walked past and laughed and his reply "Don't think I'm getting any this weekend" strangely proud :D
Deeply rooted, have a good time, in labour ,pushing and pushing, her voice getting louder, not getting any this weekend.

By the sounds of it Clackers you could be about to become a grandfather this weekend :lol:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Clacton-ammer » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:19 pm

I'm looking forward to it if it is, although it would be preferable of would be my eldest and not the one banging a militant :D

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Hummer_I_mean_Hammer » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:32 pm

Finding out that the train was changed from a 12 carriage to a 8 carriage, only for the train to overshoot it's stop and the doors stop right in front of me.
Meaning that I would get a seat after all.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:57 pm

Hummer_I_mean_Hammer wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:32 pm
Finding out that the train was changed from a 12 carriage to a 8 carriage, only for the train to overshoot it's stop and the doors stop right in front of me.
Meaning that I would get a seat after all.

:scarfer:
Love it when that happens. There's some **** that gets the train every morning and he always pushes in front of me like it's his divine right to get a seat. Train has overshot a few times and he's ended up standing.

Can't help but grin inside when he's standing there glaring at everyone. :scarfer:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by FreeWheeling » Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:47 pm

Granddaughter No3 making an early appearance last night :D

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by S-H » Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:28 pm

FreeWheeling wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:47 pm
Granddaughter No3 making an early appearance last night :D
Congrats, buddy.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:23 pm

fjthegrey wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:26 am
Len and his mannequins has got me bad.
Thankfully listened to that the other day at home. Fuckin' hell ... that Scottish Widows woman, bless her :lol:
stuboy wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:52 pm
Caroline's headset, the new winner.
Made the mistake of listening to that on the train. I've come to the conclusion that I can't listen to Gossipmongers on the way to work after that clip.

I've sent in a few tales of woe to them from some recent "life experiences". That's as far as I'll go.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Samba » Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:55 pm

FreeWheeling wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:47 pm
Granddaughter No3 making an early appearance last night :D
Congrats, FW.
Might have to call her Martin(a) after our new goalie!

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