Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Monkeybubbles » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:12 pm

I don't understand. Why would Gwyneth sell a candle that smells like GCRO's vagina?

*clicks on amazon*
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Hummer_I_mean_Hammer » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:01 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:12 pm
I don't understand. Why would Gwyneth sell a candle that smells like GCRO's vaginas?

Probably because warps mum was too busy

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:41 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:12 pm
I don't understand. Why would Gwyneth sell a candle that smells like GCRO's vagina?
Like all good beers .... it's the yeast mate.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Samba » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:22 pm

Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:41 pm
Like all good beers .... it's the yeast mate.
Never drinking 'Bishops Finger' again..

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by badabing » Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:48 pm

In a post office queue today, 2 old girls in front of me were discussing Boris Johnson, and apparently, the worst thing about him is that he never combs his hair! Proper made me chuckle, only old women would worry about that. Say what you want about that Mr Hitler but he was always turned out smart!

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by sendô » Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:53 pm

^ Mussolini got the trains running on time too.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by wolf359 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:28 pm

Drop Bear :lol: Watch until the end.


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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:12 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:12 pm
I don't understand. Why would Gwyneth sell a candle that smells like GCRO's vagina?

*clicks on amazon*
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Samba » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:54 pm

badabing wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:48 pm
In a post office queue today, 2 old girls in front of me were discussing Boris Johnson, and apparently, the worst thing about him is that he never combs his hair! Proper made me chuckle, only old women would worry about that. Say what you want about that Mr Hitler but he was always turned out smart!
Certainly always combed his hair..

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Sauce! » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:31 pm

Samba wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:54 pm
Certainly always combed his hair..
They didn’t call him Hair Hitler for nothing... :oops:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by jastons » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:26 am

badabing wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:48 pm
Say what you want about that Mr Hitler but he was always turned out smart!
His gas bill was astronomical though, he should have got a smart meter.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:12 am

Sauce! wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:31 pm
They didn’t call him Hair Hitler for nothing... :oops:
:lol:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Hammer1972 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:34 am

Things that make me smile - despite trying my hardest not to.

5 year old daughter comes home from school...

"Dad, you know there is a planet called Uranus? Well it also means your anus! Which is your butt!! Get it? Your ANUS!!!!"

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by fjthegrey » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:27 am

Hammer1972 wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:34 am
Things that make me smile - despite trying my hardest not to.

5 year old daughter comes home from school...

"Dad, you know there is a planet called Uranus? Well it also means your anus! Which is your butt!! Get it? Your ANUS!!!!"
**** don't change.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Monkeybubbles » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:36 am

This is amazing. There's some weird sizzle what lives in the sea.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

Best viewed on a phone, I think.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Samba » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:06 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:36 am
This is amazing. There's some weird sizzle what lives in the sea.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

Best viewed on a phone, I think.
Brilliant!
Although I was expecting our owners to be somewhere near the bottom, sucking the remaining life out of some poor f*cker..

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Joyeux Marteau » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:18 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:36 am
This is amazing. There's some weird sizzle what lives in the sea.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

Best viewed on a phone, I think.
Anyone else expecting a giant monster or jump scare?

Amazing though, thanks for sharing.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by prophet:marginal » Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:52 pm

Samba wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:06 am
Brilliant!
Although I was expecting our owners to be somewhere near the bottom, sucking the remaining life out of some poor f*cker..
I think the Zombie Worm is in charge of our transfer strategy

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by delbert » Fri Jan 17, 2020 4:44 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:36 am
This is amazing. There's some weird sizzle what lives in the sea.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

Best viewed on a phone, I think.
Brilliant, does anyone else get the feeling they're running out of names for these things? Blobfish :lol:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Samba » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:43 pm

prophet:marginal wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:52 pm
I think the Zombie Worm is in charge of our transfer strategy
:lol:

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