Little things in life that make you smile
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Little things in life that make you smile
Having a pooh at work
Getting the answer to a question no-one else knew
Finding a fiver in an pair of jeans you havent worn in a while
Your mum
Your dads penis
Getting the answer to a question no-one else knew
Finding a fiver in an pair of jeans you havent worn in a while
Your mum
Your dads penis
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
When fully grown men kick random kids to stop them from acting like c****
Always makes me laugh
Always makes me laugh
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Seeing someone tripping up, especially if they attempt to "style it out" by breaking into a silly jog.
Hearing a woman fart.
Seeing a fat person do something typically "fat" (taking a low-cal sandwich to the tills before picking up a family size chocolate bar with their fingertips, so as to lessen the calorific content somehow).
Hearing a woman fart.
Seeing a fat person do something typically "fat" (taking a low-cal sandwich to the tills before picking up a family size chocolate bar with their fingertips, so as to lessen the calorific content somehow).
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A bogie that is part moist and part crusted is a thing of beauty. If I really have to work it out of the nostril and it gives the sensation of being attatched to the frontal lobe of my brain then even better!
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One of them spots that you pick that seems to contain an ingrown beard hair that's no less than an inch when you drag it from your face.
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Bit different I know, but ....Philosophical Dan wrote:Seeing someone tripping up.
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People who run for the tube and the doors close just as they get there so they try either shout and swear at the doors or try and style it out by skipping down the platform or looking at their watch.
When the opposition team's fans shout for handball that isn't given and then we all start shouting handball everytime they touch the ball. makes me laugh the longer it goes on!!!
When the opposition team's fans shout for handball that isn't given and then we all start shouting handball everytime they touch the ball. makes me laugh the longer it goes on!!!
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Getting the last one of something. Last coronation chicken sandwich? Don't mind if I do.
Double droppers in the snack machine in the office.
The Millwall fan at work keeping schtum about our recent 3-0 reversal at Reading because he knows his team are cack and I will slate him into the ground.
Double droppers in the snack machine in the office.
The Millwall fan at work keeping schtum about our recent 3-0 reversal at Reading because he knows his team are cack and I will slate him into the ground.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
An ever so slightly protracted exchange of eye contact with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it's preferable than talking to that same person.
When you pull off something outrageous on the football pitch, everyone on the opposite team knows you've just totally destroyed them to the extent you don't even need to celebrate, just have a wry smile to yourself and await the inevitable kicking you are likely to receive for the rest of the game.
Sitting down with and lifting the lid up of the ****ing massive meaty and spicy pizza you just ordered right as the main titles to that film you put on kick in.
When you pull off something outrageous on the football pitch, everyone on the opposite team knows you've just totally destroyed them to the extent you don't even need to celebrate, just have a wry smile to yourself and await the inevitable kicking you are likely to receive for the rest of the game.
Sitting down with and lifting the lid up of the ****ing massive meaty and spicy pizza you just ordered right as the main titles to that film you put on kick in.
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When you do a minging fart, and successfully pin it on someone else.
I actually cleared a circle of disgusted people in a nightclub once, that appeared around me and a mate. I did the decent thing which was pinch my nose, and shout "YOU DIRTY b*stard!" at him.
I actually cleared a circle of disgusted people in a nightclub once, that appeared around me and a mate. I did the decent thing which was pinch my nose, and shout "YOU DIRTY b*stard!" at him.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Definitely.fjthegrey wrote:An ever so slightly protracted exchange of eye contact with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it's preferable than talking to that same person.
Sitting down with and lifting the lid up of the f***ing massive meaty and spicy pizza you just ordered right as the main titles to that film you put on kick in.
I can taste it right now, hot and spicy with chilli beef, pepperoni, red onion, jalapenos and mushrooms, washed down with a couple of cold lagers and a decent thriller. Superb.
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Love that it's brilliant, HANDBALL! HANDBALL! :lol:When the opposition team's fans shout for handball that isn't given and then we all start shouting handball everytime they touch the ball. makes me laugh the longer it goes on!!!
Other things:
When we get we are West Ham's Claret and Blue army going for a little while
Seeing West Ham win
Sex
Beer
Pie mash and liquor
Food in general.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Having that **** a morning after a heavy night out drinking...always makes me feel 10 times better.
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:lol:DICAN10 wrote:tripping someone elses kid up for being a c***....
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Sticking my hand under my wardrobe last night to look for wrapping paper and finding £17.50.
Coming home from a hard day at work, especially if it's cold, and smelling something hot and tasty coming from the oven.
Coming home from a hard day at work, especially if it's cold, and smelling something hot and tasty coming from the oven.
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That's a good one too.Coming home from a hard day at work, especially if it's cold, and smelling something hot and tasty coming from the oven.
I also like having a f*** off flask full of hot chocolate in the morning in the winter when leaving for work at about half 4, that brings a massive smile.
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Getting home from work and remembering the mrs is out for the evening so i got the house to myself.