Little things in life that make you smile

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Shed optimisation.

You are David Cameron and I claim my gold plated pension.

[DasNutNock]

As if that c*nt's ever optimised a shed. I wouldn't trust him to separate decorating tools from DIY tools properly. Probably doesn't even have a system for storing his clamps. And I bet he doesn't even organise his paintbrushes, the c*nt.

He's the type of bloke who buys a new caulking gun every time he needs one, then bins it. I bet his toolbox is a right f*cking mess, as well, with screwdrivers casually stored with his pliers and gripping tools and once-used tubes of glue all leaked everywhere, sticking everything together.

C*NT.

[wolf359]

Having 4 monitors so I can watch us, the F1 race, SSN and Kumb. Man can't multi-task - my arse.

[S-H]

Having 4 monitors so I can watch us, the F1 race, SSN and Kumb. Man can't multi-task - my arse.

Have pornhub on instead of SSN.. and then report back to us..

[wolf359]

Have pornhub on instead of SSN.. and then report back to us..

Geoff Stelling not do it for you?

[DasNutNock]

My ability to put together a roast dinner at short notice. Been home from the pub just over an hour, and about to serve:

- Stuffed chicken thighs, wrapped in bacon
- Stuffing with apricots & bacon
- Home made bread sauce
- Roast potatoes
- Steamed peas, carrots & brocolli

<soaks up your applause>

[bubbles1966]

Paolo's West Ham suit that he was wearing today

[pablo jaye]

^^^
Check out the tie too ... bet he made his piss at some point during the show!!!

[S-H]

Superb.

[Samba]

Shed optimisation.

You just had to..

[Samba]

As if that c*nt's ever optimised a shed. I wouldn't trust him to separate decorating tools from DIY tools properly. Probably doesn't even have a system for storing his clamps. And I bet he doesn't even organise his paintbrushes, the c*nt.
He's the type of bloke who buys a new caulking gun every time he needs one, then bins it. I bet his toolbox is a right f*cking mess, as well, with screwdrivers casually stored with his pliers and gripping tools and once-used tubes of glue all leaked everywhere, sticking everything together.
C*NT.

That c*nt Cameron is the biggest tool in the box.
Only a prizewinning c*nt like him could give us a referendum where no one could possibly have any idea of what one of the two answers would really entail.
Causing us to waste multi-millions of pounds on achieving nothing but country-wide division, xenophobia, anger, frustration & job losses. I'd happily string him up by his testes.
Apart from that, he's a good bloke.

[DasNutNock]

Apart from that, he's a good bloke.

C*nt didn't even know if he supports Villa or us, the f*cking c*nt.

[jastons]

And he f*cks pigs

[Happyhammer52]

And he f*cks pigs

All been guilty of that in our time.

[Samba]

And he f*cks pigs

All been guilty of that in our time.

Hopefully not dead ones like Cameron's..

[Samba]

That the disgraceful goal that Liverpool scored against us at the OS (but if it hadn't been allowed would have only meant us finishing one place higher, so now is of little consequence), can now be forgotten in the delightful knowledge that the 2 points that we prevented them from gaining, entirely stopped them winning the title!
#Karma #LeagueCup81 #FACup06
:lol:

[-DL-]

Made me smile today at just how great our NHS can be. I saw my Oncologist yesterday morning, to officially confirm my next stage of treatment, and today, two letters arrived through my letter box.

1 stating it all kicks off a week today, another with a follow-up appointment.

Brilliantly efficient, and goes to show, that despite it's faults, what a superb health system we actually have, and no doubt take for granted.

[S-H]

Made me smile today at just how great our NHS can be. I saw my Oncologist yesterday morning, to officially confirm my next stage of treatment, and today, two letters arrived through my letter box.

1 stating it all kicks off a week today, another with a follow-up appointment.

Brilliantly efficient, and goes to show, that despite it's faults, what a superb health system we actually have, and no doubt take for granted.

Hear hear.

[Monkeybubbles]

This place:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Legac ... 77.5307443" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[S-H]

This place:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Legac ... 77.5307443" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;