Little things in life that make you smile

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:lol: :lol:
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davids cross wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:03 am John Redwood sings the Welsh national anthem...... :lol:
That was shocking. Wtf was he thinking? Would have been better to not even try.
I bet he's on TOMoS's hit list...
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Caroline's Headset, Spaceworm, and Raisin Spaff all had me in tears.

I was walking the dog listening to Caroline's Headset and I think the people I went past thought I was mental.
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Raisin spaff was f*cking brilliant!

1980's BP Clive. :lol: :lol:
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S-H wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:35 pm 1980's BP Clive. :lol: :lol:
There was a scream, a loud pop and his mum recognised the thud :lol:
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I am listening to 'Jim the space worm' as we speak...

It's going to take some beating! Proper laugh out loud!

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What have I started? :lol:
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Mega Ron wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:28 pm Caroline's Headset, Spaceworm, and Raisin Spaff all had me in tears.

I was walking the dog listening to Caroline's Headset and I think the people I went past thought I was mental.
For a minute there I thought this was a transcription of John Redwood's attempt at at the Welsh national anthem :lol:
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davids cross wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:17 am

:lol: :lol:
Love it! When I come back in my next life I want to be a dog!
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Samba wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:17 am That was shocking. Wtf was he thinking? Would have been better to not even try.
I bet he's on TOMoS's hit list...
As long as people give it their best shot we'll forgive them , his little face was a picture the way he was shaking his head to the beat , bless him .
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John Redwood, Is that really Mr Bean?
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I just witnessed a bloke in a sandwich shop eating a sausage sandwich with a plastic knife and fork. :eh:
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sendô wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:46 am I just witnessed a bloke in a sandwich shop eating a sausage sandwich with a plastic knife and fork. :eh:
How the other half live, eh.
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sendô wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:46 am I just witnessed a bloke in a sandwich shop eating a sausage sandwich with a plastic knife and fork. :eh:
There are worse ways to eat one...

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sendô wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:46 am I just witnessed a bloke in a sandwich shop eating a sausage sandwich with a plastic knife and fork. :eh:
Friend of mine will eat everything that is possible with a knife & fork, he has an issue with hands/germs. He also has an issue if someone takes a sip from his glass, he can't drink from it anymore, physically makes him want to vomit - this includes if his Mrs does it.

So on nights out if he foolishly leaves his glass unattended (not often now) we will have pictures of people licking the rim that will be sent to him the next day.
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Clacton-ammer wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:24 pm He also has an issue if someone takes a sip from his glass, he can't drink from it anymore, physically makes him want to vomit - this includes if his Mrs does it.
I bet they have an exciting sex life.
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Brilliant that they have allowed the mascot to sit in the front centre.

Being a Premier League mascot is very expensive.

I'm sure she'll never forget her day. Bless her.

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^^^ Photo taken moments before Boris's right hand slid across to her knee.
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Love how they stuck that little bird at the back behind that tall bloke.

Must be from one of those crap countries like Luxembourg, Iceland or Italy.
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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

In 1944, a Finnish soldier escaping the Russian Army took 30x the dosage of methamphetamines designed to keep soldiers awake. He managed to ski 250 miles surviving on only a raw bird and some pine buds, and when he got to hospital a week later his heart rate was 200BPM.
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