Little things in life that make you smile

[pablo jaye]

Every day, Google or some c*nt, changes the picture on my laptop screensaver.
Today, for the first time, I finally saw a picture of 'The Old Man of Storr'.
More impressive than I'd imagined. Talk about rugged. A bit knobbly in places but quite a sight.

... is that one of those things that you can never un-see???

[pablo jaye]

Something that makes me smile, well chuckle really, is the fact that the ‘Little things that irritate you’ thread is almost a thousand pages more than this thread!!!

Maybe this post should be on that thread, but this is my little effort in closing the gap!! :lol:

[westham,eggyandchips]

The transfer thread.

I don't think ANY moderation should be applied to it. Its fair too entertaining. :lol:

[S-H]

The transfer thread.

I don't think ANY moderation should be applied to it. Its fair too entertaining. :lol:

Don't you bring that sh*t in here, eggy!!

[Clacton-ammer]

I'm with Eggy, it's golden :lol:

[S-H]

I'm with Eggy, it's golden :lol:

Don't you start.

I had to block them.

:arry: :arry:

[Tenbury]

No worries,I'll pm you and let you know what they say.....

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

All it's missing is someone trained in reasoning.

[Samba]

... is that one of those things that you can never un-see???

Regrettably, yes..

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Something that makes me smile, well chuckle really, is the fact that the ‘Little things that irritate you’ thread is almost a thousand pages more than this thread!!!

Maybe this post should be on that thread, but this is my little effort in closing the gap!! :lol:

Someone posted something similar to this a while ago. That post was on the lines of what thread would hit their milestone first; Something like Irritate 1000 pages or smile 200 pages. Irritate won hands down.

We are a miserable bunch of c**ts aren't we!

[WHU_Del]

Those of us of a certain age will know Uncertain Smile by The The, and the piano solo originally done by Jools Holland.
Caitlin Moran's 16yo daughter has had being able to play it on her bucket list and finally managed it.
She got this response from The The's Matt Johnson:

[Samba]

The fact that many (not all, I must say) Sheffield United fans spent the entire week taking the piss out of us because we are all 'still obsessed about the Tevez affair', while they, 'are over it'.
And then after they'd won, 99% of their forum commenters after their win last night, giving the lie to it.
Such bitter, vitriol. It just puts them in such a bad light.
One of them even called us jellied eel, buggerers! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cockneyboy311]

Those of us of a certain age will know Uncertain Smile by The The, and the piano solo originally done by Jools Holland.
Caitlin Moran's 16yo daughter has had being able to play it on her bucket list and finally managed it.
She got this response from The The's Matt Johnson:

That’s amazing. 16 years old! I can barely play the spoons!

[The Collector]

Those of us of a certain age will know Uncertain Smile by The The, and the piano solo originally done by Jools Holland.
Caitlin Moran's 16yo daughter has had being able to play it on her bucket list and finally managed it.
She got this response from The The's Matt Johnson:

I recall that when the junior Collectors were having music lessons a bit of sibling rivalry led to one, who was having violin lessons, saying to the other, who was having piano lessons, “That’s not playing a musical instrument, that’s just pressing buttons “.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

Gwyneth Paltrow's selling a £57 candle that 'smells like my vagina'

:lol: WTAF ??? !!!

[Sauce!]

Gwyneth Paltrow's selling a £57 candle that 'smells like my vagina'

:lol: WTAF ??? !!!

Just be careful not to light the wrong end as it will stink like s.h.i.t.

[Clacton-ammer]

Sauce on it today :lol:

[wolf359]

Ofsted are inspecting my place of work. Normally that wouldn't make one smile. However I only lecture at levels 4-6 (Higher Education) so they have no jurisdiction over me at all

Some of my colleagues are not amused at my lack of 'bothered'

[Samba]

Gwyneth Paltrow's selling a £57 candle that 'smells like my vagina'

:lol: WTAF ??? !!!

I'm sorry but that's really not encouraging me to buy one..

[Monkeybubbles]

Gwyneth Paltrow's selling a £57 candle that 'smells like my vagina'

:lol: WTAF ??? !!!

I don't understand. Why would Gwyneth sell a candle that smells like GCRO's vagina?

*clicks on amazon*