Celebrity Crush

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by FreeWheeling » Sat May 04, 2019 9:05 pm

I would not mind being the contents of a Camille and Kennerly Kitt Sandwich

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by DoubleDave » Sun May 05, 2019 5:14 am

Hammersfaniow wrote:I think after appearing at Wembley our very own Alisha Lehmann deserves a shout. That backside in those shorts :wink:
I think it's such a shame that an attractive young lady like her should be living with a Chelsea player.

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by westham,eggyandchips » Sun May 05, 2019 8:42 am

DoubleDave wrote:She drinks from the furry cup, and is in a relationship with a woman who plays for Chelsea.
So What.....in fact, even better!! :scarfer:

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by DoubleDave » Sun May 05, 2019 4:08 pm

She can munch on as much rug as she wants, but a Chelsea rug?
It's not natural I tells ya.

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by hessa » Mon May 06, 2019 8:27 am

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by The Collector » Sun May 12, 2019 8:08 pm

hessa wrote:Image
Yep.

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by westham,eggyandchips » Wed May 15, 2019 6:46 am

Grace Blakeley :thup:

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by Hammersfaniow » Wed May 15, 2019 7:57 pm

Lovely video of Alisha Lehmann on her Instagram story today, summing herself in a bra top. 8-)

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by Polaroid » Thu May 16, 2019 3:11 am

Hammersfaniow wrote:Lovely video of Alisha Lehmann on her Instagram story today, summing herself in a bra top. 8-)
I assume that she's the next Rachel Riley then :wink:

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by Westcliffspur » Thu May 16, 2019 7:13 am

I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her week:

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by OFT » Thu May 16, 2019 8:12 am

Westcliffspur wrote:I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her week:
Let her be the judge of that :)

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by S-H » Thu May 16, 2019 8:15 am

For **** sake..

This thread has gone all to ****

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by Clacton-ammer » Thu May 16, 2019 8:15 am

You seen the opening credits, where she turns and puts on the fakest weirdest smile known to humanity?!!?

I know we all have our quirks, but the Judge!!!!!

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by Westcliffspur » Thu May 16, 2019 8:51 am

It's the power thing. At least i haven't gone for Judge Rinder.

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by S-H » Thu May 16, 2019 8:53 am

Westcliffspur wrote:It's the power thing. At least i haven't gone for Judge Rinder.
I must admit, I am fond of powerful women, although I prefer their power to come from the biceps.

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by FreeWheeling » Thu May 16, 2019 10:31 pm

Westcliffspur wrote:I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her week:

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you would probably have to get past a barbed wire G-string first

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by ageing hammer » Thu May 16, 2019 11:05 pm

Westcliffspur wrote:I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her week:

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She's tried them all :wink:

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by westham,eggyandchips » Fri May 17, 2019 10:21 am

Jasmine Harman.

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by Monkey Mike » Fri May 17, 2019 10:42 am

She looks like she could swim an entire length underwater, if you know what I mean.

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Re: Celebrity Crush

Post by southbrishammer » Fri May 17, 2019 10:55 am

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Charlotte Ritchie

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