Coffin Club

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Coffin Club

Post by delbert » Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:14 pm

This was on the radio earlier, what a cracking idea, saves you and your loved ones a fair few bob as well.

https://coffinclub.co.uk/

I'd go for the traditional "This Way Up" or "Fragile" on my box, or possibly "Inflammable" if getting cremated. I quite like the idea of a magical mystery tour funeral, just get yourself posted to the crematorium with Hermes and leave your loved ones running around trying to find you.
Any other ideas for putting the fun in funeral........?

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by ageing hammer » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:11 pm

:thup:

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by Monkeybubbles » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:24 pm

Just wondering when you had in mind Delbs? I've got a fairly busy February, so if you could sort it for before then it'd be quite handy.

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by FreeWheeling » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:56 pm

Mrs knows I want the funeral proper budget, as cheap as possible
then spend the rest on a proper piss up
plus a few hundred behind the bar for the Basingstoke football club boys
I am still to work out some sort of piss take that will be expected

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by Samba » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:03 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:24 pm
Just wondering when you had in mind Delbs? I've got a fairly busy February, so if you could sort it for before then it'd be quite handy.
He's not even 70...
Have you lowered your criteria?

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by FreeWheeling » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:21 pm

:lol:

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by delbert » Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:54 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:24 pm
Just wondering when you had in mind Delbs? I've got a fairly busy February, so if you could sort it for before then it'd be quite handy.
Well if times going to be a factor I'll just bung a glory hole in the lid for you......... :lol:

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by old fart » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:52 pm

I use benylin

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by Samba » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:15 pm

I've asked for my ashes to be sprinkled over GSB, while they're still f*cking hot..

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by southbrishammer » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:53 pm

I want to be cremated, then my ashes put into a firework. Take me up to the nearest hill and blast me into the sky.

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by delbert » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:56 pm

"Return to Sender" would be an apt bumper sticker for the casket.....

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by Samba » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:01 pm

Always loved Spike Milligan's, "I told you I was ill"..

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Re: Coffin Club

Post by White Goodman » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:06 am

delbert wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:56 pm
"Return to Sender" would be an apt bumper sticker for the casket.....
Return to Sendo would be better.

I'd quite like to be there when the flatbed lorry rolls up outside his house to unload a succession of dead Kumbers .

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