West Ham Utd 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur (03/05/14)

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West Ham Utd 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur (03/05/14)

Post by saludo de carlitos »

Thought i'd start this one as we did win the last one I started against Swansea. I reckon another pretty drab performance is on the cards, but we will score past that defence.
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Whatever. The performance , I am just looking forward to the after the game boat trip and a couple in the Duke before it closes
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New tactic for this game lump the ball up to Andy carroll,when we are losing take both wingers off and stick Carlton up top with nobody to supply either striker.An over the hill Joe Cole will run around aimlessly in midfield for the last half an hour.Afterwards Sam can blame
a)us fans
B)The officials
C)Tottenham for cheating
d) the fixture list
e) the pitch
F) the fact tompkins got injured today
g) the fact we were not good enough in the final third again again again zzzzzzz
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Ive got a hunch Sam could be in for some abuse should we go a goal down.
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We will lose again. Of that I have no doubt. And of course we lose at City. We will end up surviving by the flimsiest part of our foreskins !

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I wonder if they are planning the usual last home game of season lap of honour,I ****ing hope not.
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on the whole i couldn't care about how our season ends, but would be magic to get a third win over spuds this season
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Oldun wrote:I wonder if they are planning the usual last home game of season lap of honour,I ****ing hope not.
To the tune of bring on the clowns.
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another loss
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Oldun wrote:I wonder if they are planning the usual last home game of season lap of honour,I ****ing hope not.
sam's gonna get 'em to run round the roof.
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hooooooof
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We will win this.

Sam will get a standing ovation, leading the lap of honour.
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prophet:marginal wrote:We will win this.

Sam will get a standing ovation, leading the lap of honour.
Resulting in an enthusiastic rendition of our end of season singsong.

We want you to stay
We want you to stay
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We want you to stay.
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3-5-2

-------------------Adrian------------------------
-----Tomkins---Reid---Potts-----------------
Jarvis--Diame----Noble---Joe Cole--Vaz Te
-----------Carlton---Carroll--------------------

Put some goal scorers on the pitch.... :)
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cannot wait for this! got my tickets earlier this week, so looking forward to finally getting to another game! :scarfer:
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m-h wrote:3-5-2

-------------------Adrian------------------------
-----Tomkins---Reid---Potts-----------------
Jarvis--Diame----Noble---Joe Cole--Vaz Te
-----------Carlton---Carroll--------------------

Put some goal scorers on the pitch.... :)
systems, systems - all we need is Adrian and Collins to hoof it to AC - the rest of the players can f*** off - it's the new West Ham way
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Really looking forward to this game, would be nice to get you back for the 0-3, lot of Spurs fans seem to have given up on the season but I still don't want us to let our Europa spot slip.

We'll play the same team from, today I imagine, no holding midfielders, always get the impression with Sherwood's teams we should be quite easy to beat yet he seems to get away with it often so maybe he's not as bad as some think.
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We're going to get schooled. Properly schooled.

Three or four nil to them.
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Modern wrote:Really looking forward to this game, would be nice to get you back for the 0-3, lot of Spurs fans seem to have given up on the season but I still don't want us to let our Europa spot slip.

We'll play the same team from, today I imagine, no holding midfielders, always get the impression with Sherwood's teams we should be quite easy to beat yet he seems to get away with it often so maybe he's not as bad as some think.
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