Burnley 3-0 West Ham Utd (09/11/19)

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Happyhammer52 » Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:31 am

I predict the following:

15:16 - Chris Wood gets his head to the ball from a Robbie Brady cross to put Burnley one nil up.

15:17 - KUMB crashes.

15:28 - KUMB comes back online, this topic has numerous duplicate posts.

15:40 - Dwight McNeil makes it two. Pellegrini gives his best impression of Allardyce at Swansea.

15:41 - KUMB crashes.

15:54 - KUMB comes back online, the post "NOBLE IS DONE" appears 18 times in a row.

16:40 - A cross from McNeil is sliced into his own net by Diop.

16:25 - KUMB crashes.

16:45 - Full time whistle goes.

16:50 - KUMB comes back online, someone suggests replacing Diop with somebody from the Under 13's. Nathan Holland's name is mentioned 4857385 times.

Alternatively, we will win 1-0.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Vic_Watson » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:42 pm

Happyhammer52 wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:31 am
KUMB crashes.
Only three times? Happy days!

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Cuenca 'ammer » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:48 pm

that's always assuming that anyone can post anything on match days to begin with...

honestly it is dreadful......

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by neathiron » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:01 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:53 pm
Doubt if Pellers has a ****ing scooby who Wood and Barnes are, so that's exactly what he will do. You know it and I know it
He certainly can't see the Wood for the trees and up front we can't hit a Barn(es) door! See what I did there.
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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by neathiron » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:05 pm

Just have an horrible feeling that Pellegrini may play Sanchez. Then we will know that he's completely lost the plot.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by ChzMff » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:16 pm

neathiron wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:05 pm
Just have an horrible feeling that Pellegrini may play Sanchez. Then we will know that he's completely lost the plot.
Why? Most people are crying out for a dedicated defensive midfielder to play. I would play him alongside Rice and give Noble a rest.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Faithless » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:22 pm

Happyhammer52 wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:31 am
I predict the following:
Winner :scarfer:

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Patito » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:27 pm

---------------------------Roberto

Fredericks--------Diop----------Ogbonna--------Masuaku

Yarmolenko-------Rice---------Sanchez--------Anderson

---------------------Haller---------Ajeti



Yeah I've finally lost it but f*** it, let's just take the game to them.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Jon » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:47 pm

MP won't know where Burnley is let alone what Wood will do to us.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by neathiron » Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:57 pm

ChzMff wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:16 pm
Why? Most people are crying out for a dedicated defensive midfielder to play. I would play him alongside Rice and give Noble a rest.
Because he can't pass the ball 10 yards without it going astray. A liability.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by ChzMff » Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:29 pm

He fits in with most of the others then! :D

I think Sanchez’s lack of quality is overplayed. I am surprised at how strong people’s views are considering how little game time he has had in our shirt.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Cuenca 'ammer » Tue Nov 05, 2019 6:31 pm

that might the reason WHY he doesn't see much field time not matter the circumstances.....

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Samba » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:09 pm

neathiron wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:05 pm
Just have an horrible feeling that Pellegrini may play Sanchez.
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Samba » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:11 pm

Patito wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:27 pm
---------------------------Roberto

Fredericks--------Diop----------Ogbonna--------Masuaku

Yarmolenko-------Rice---------Sanchez--------Anderson

---------------------Haller---------Ajeti



Yeah I've finally lost it but **** it, let's just take the game to them.
Errrrm, interesting!...at least it won't end 0-0... :D

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Hammer83 » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:26 pm

Burnley are a solid hard working in your face home team and we have a terrible keeper and also our best players are out of form and playing with little confidence in general.There will only be one outcome I am afraid and it won’t be a good one for us.

Burnley 3 West Ham 1
All 3 Burnley goals to come from set pieces.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by hammer1975 » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:29 pm

Quite often recently the head has suggested we should win with our squad/players - but the heart has sensed a loss.

Strangely, I’m the other way round this time. Funny feeling we’ll win. Absolutely no rationale or basis.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Burnley Hammer » Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:46 pm

Bad runs have to end at some point. I'm going for a win for us... But I think it'll be tight.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Cuenca 'ammer » Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:50 pm

Burnley Hammer wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:46 pm
Bad runs have to end at some point. I'm going for a win for us... But I think it'll be tight.
as tight as a duck's posterior under water, and that's water tight !!!!!!!!

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Pentonville » Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:38 pm

Well at least the beer is cheap in Burnley.

Last season's game was the worst I had seen us play for a long time, but matched and surpassed by last Saturday's performance. Play the U-23's, the lot of them.

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Re: ⚽ Burnley FC v West Ham United: Match thread (09/11)

Post by Cuenca 'ammer » Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:44 pm

Pentonville wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2019 11:38 pm
Well at least the beer is cheap in Burnley.

Last season's game was the worst I had seen us play for a long time, but matched and surpassed by last Saturday's performance. Play the U-23's, the lot of them.
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