Chelsea 0-1 West Ham Utd (30/11/19)

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by Puff Daddy » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:51 pm

hammerman11 wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:47 pm
Anderson has been playing regularly or rather is on the pitch. he just cant be bothered to do anything anymore and I doubt dead man walking will inspire him ever .
sanchez is too slow for Chelsea game or any game we will be cut to pieces like a knife through butter !

lets get this out of the way and eddie in next week

7-0 to Chelsea should see us drop into the bottom 3 if Norwich can win a game !

if not wolves adding a few more to the goal difference will give the canaries another chance to get above us !

pelle wont change his system so 4141 nice and open for the Chelsea runners. haller to continue with his sulky look !

roberto will continue in goal and to pick the ball out of the net.
masuaka will continue his stint in excile

pelle`s last team selection:
roberto
fredericks baluena ogbonna cresswell
noble rice snodgrass
antonio haller anderson

subs martin zabaleta sanchez fornals yarmolenko ajeti wilshere

0-6 chelsea pelle sacked howe in on thursday!
weds wolves 3 hammers 0
They'll win a game mate. They'll beat Arsenal next weekend and the table is going to make really grim reading for GSB next Saturday evening

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by Cuenca 'ammer » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:08 pm

didn't Norwich win away at Everton - who battered the shyte out of us - last weekend ?

or am I dreaming ?

oh no I wasn't. they did.

Everton 0 Norwich 2

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by simon hammer » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:12 pm

I predict that we will be lucky to score nil!

I can see no result other than a tonking.

7-0 Chelsea.
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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by Cuenca 'ammer » Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:59 pm

simon hammer wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:12 pm
I predict that we will be lucky to score nil!

I can see no result other than a to King.

7-0 Chelsea.
when I was coaching the kids we'd often play lopsided games, due primarily to opposing coaches "sand bagging" down a few divisions or lower brackets in a tournament

we lose like 8 or 10-0 and people would ask and I'd say the same thing.

"we lost 10 nil..... and we were bloody lucky to get nil."

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by OFT » Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:21 pm

Puff Daddy wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:51 pm
They'll win a game mate. They'll beat Arsenal next weekend and the table is going to make really grim reading for GSB next Saturday evening
Been thinking just that. In fact, when one starts looking at/trying to predict the games of the bottom three it's a fair indication of trouble at t'mill

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by Pop Robson » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:28 am

simon hammer wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:12 pm
I predict that we will be lucky to score nil!

I can see no result other than a to King.

7-0 Chelsea.
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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by badabing » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:53 am

Hammerman11, please can you explain why Howe will be here Thursday? Why would any manager who has done the slightest bit of research on this current regime want to come here, never mind leave a stable club where he has control?

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Post by hammerman11 » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:02 pm

we are in a mess and he will back himself to sort us out
bigger club
more fans
better players, although I am not sure about that
more wages


I just hope we get him or dyche to sort us out and not the one of the has beens in hughton pulis sam moyes silva

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by crankyhammer » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:03 pm

the dido brother and Pelle met this morning to discuss the situation. Sully produced their new King Size Christmas special edition motorised dildo and told Pelle what he was going to do with it if he didn't turn things round pronto.
we go on to win 1-3 and look forward to Christmas in the top half of the table. :scarfer:

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Post by hammerman11 » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:08 pm

then we woke up to reality on xmas day with the hammers bottom and pelle still not knowing whats wrong.

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by crankyhammer » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:13 pm

hammerman11 wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:08 pm
then we woke up to reality on xmas day with the hammers bottom and pelle still not knowing whats wrong.
but I enjoyed the dream while it lasted. trouble is I've been having similar dreams for the last 50 odd years, do you think its time for therapy ? :)

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by badabing » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:16 pm

hammerman11 wrote:
Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:02 pm
we are in a mess and he will back himself to sort us out But does he think he would be backed?
bigger club Yes, although we haven`t really done much better than them over the last few seasons
more fans And more fans to abuse him when it goes wrong
better players, although I am not sure about that Not sure either
more wages I don`t want someone here just because we offer them a large wad.


I just hope we get him or dyche to sort us out and not the one of the has beens in hughton pulis sam moyes silva
Same goes for Dyche, don`t know why he`d leave them for us.

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by Pop Robson » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:41 pm

They all love living in London, BFS, Moyes, Pellers, never mind the players if we were elsewhere we'd be even more ****

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by Aurora borealis » Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:48 pm

1-2 win. What happened? :scarfer:

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by arlhe » Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:42 pm

9-1 - Antonio will get a goal.

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by Cuenca 'ammer » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:52 pm

Willian will have a field day................................

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by keithwright1977 » Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:27 pm

Sitting here watching spurs struggle against Olympiacos makes me wonder how bad we really are, Everton playing poorly looked like World beaters against us, similarly Newcastle, Burnley, and Spurs. Who are we waiting to play against to put in an above average performance?

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by pablo jaye » Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:49 pm

This is likely to be the match where Chelski come along and give us a spanking whilst playing some really attractive football under Lampard ..... just makes you wonder what could have been once upon a time.

Our current malaise is what I hoped wouldn’t happen at the start of the season, we’ve too many players (Anderson, Haller, etc) who appear to be players that really lose form when they lose confidence ... the youngsters like Diop and Rice are affected by this too as they aren’t experienced enough not to get affected, and when the keeper doesn’t instill confidence it’s one hell of an uphill struggle - it’s too bleeding obvious now that we don’t have many alternatives up front - all in all we’re in the mire.

There is one part of me that hopes we fail this time, so that the board realise that we cant just limp from one crisis to another.

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by Cuenca 'ammer » Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:55 pm

I would say on current form there aren't THREE teams worse than us...

rock bottom

https://www.twtd.co.uk/league-tables/co ... e-and-away

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Re: ⚽ Chelsea v West Ham United: Match thread (30/11)

Post by duncanio » Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:32 pm

5-0 Abraham to score the first then the next four will be Roberto's.

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