The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by hammerofthedogs » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:59 pm

I thought I posted this a couple of weeks back but can't find it so:

Whoa, Ajeti, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Ajeti, bam-a-lam
He really gets me high, bam-a-lam
You know that's no lie, bam-a-lam
He's so rock steady, bam-a-lam
And he's always ready, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Ajeti, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Ajeti, bam-a-lammmm

Maybe a bit of a 'Twist and Shouty' call and response type approach...

Apologies if is actually in the thread - and if you think it is s***

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by vietnammer » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:14 pm

Play up Hammers!

(that's my contribution)

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Post by rciron » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:03 pm

Please lock this sh*t ffs

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Post by swisstony101 » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:47 am

2 songs that have been going round my head for Haller. One using the old Payet tune, the other using 500 miles by the Proclaimers

We've got Haller, Sebastien Haller
I just don't think you understand.
Came from the Bundesliga
F**k the Austrian Geezer
We've got Sebastien Haller

or

And he will score 500 goals
And he will score 500 more
His name is SE-BAS-TI-EN Haller,
He is the one that we adore
Sebastien Haller, Sebastien Haller
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Sebastien Haller, Sebastien Haller
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by Northammer » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:58 am

If I didn't live too far away to be a regular attendee, I'd work hard to get:

He scores goals!
Haller, Haller, Haller!
For the West Ham boys!
Haller, Haller, Haller!

(to the tune of "La Copa de la Vida/The Cup of Life")

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Post by Patito » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:10 am

rciron wrote:Please lock this sh*t ffs
Which tune are we singing this one to?

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Post by Bamber Gascoigne » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:58 am

rciron wrote:Please lock this sh*t ffs
Patito wrote: Which tune are we singing this one to?

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The Sweet - Fox on the Run works well...

"Please lock this ****,
F-fox sake...."

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Post by CapBuckyOHare » Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:56 pm

o e o Andriy Yarmolenko
o e o he's better then shevchenko
o e o he even scores when were away

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by Rocketron » Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:55 pm

To the tune of "Ya Mo B There"
Yarmolenko, Andriy Yarmolenko

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by Overchuffed » Sat Sep 28, 2019 10:16 pm

Saw this on the Stop hammertime FB page and feel it fits better to some mentioned to the same tune.

To Bon Jovi - Livin on a prayer

Oh...we’re half way there
Oo oh Sebastian Haller
Give him a chance and he’ll take it i swear
Oo ooh Sebastian Haller!

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by WestHamIFC » Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:28 am

Overchuffed wrote:
Sat Sep 28, 2019 10:16 pm
Saw this on the Stop hammertime FB page and feel it fits better to some mentioned to the same tune.

To Bon Jovi - Livin on a prayer

Oh...we’re half way there
Oo oh Sebastian Haller
Give him a chance and he’ll take it i swear
Oo ooh Sebastian Haller!
Prefer my version on the previous page, but then again I'm biased. :wink:
At least "defender's nightmare" has a footballing context, whereas "halfway there" doesn't make much sense?

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Post by old fart » Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:31 pm

vietnammer wrote:
Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:14 pm
Play up Hammers!

(that's my contribution)
Or I'm off down the "O"s

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by WestHamIFC » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:21 am

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David Martin!
David Martin!
David, David Martin!

Got Ginger hair,
But we don’t care!

David, David Martin!

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Post by ironilunga » Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:03 am

Caught up in a world
Of uphill climbing
The tears are in my mind
And nothing is rhyming.
Oh, Randy
Well, you came
And you gave without taking
But we sent you away
Oh, Randy

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by WestHamIFC » Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:50 pm

.
DAVID MOYES

♪ To tune of Slade "Cum On Feel The Noize"




♫#" C'Mon David Moyes
Fire Up
The West Ham Boys
Drive us wild, wild, wild!
Drive us wild, wild, wild!"
#♫
[REPEAT]

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by ironilunga » Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:15 am

Thin Lizzy

Moyes is back in town
(Moyes is back in town)

Moyes is back in town
(Moyes is back in town)

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by WestHamIFC » Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:21 pm

WestHamIFC wrote:
Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:58 am
Another nice simple one for Lanzini in celebration of his imminent permanent signing!: :scarfer:

Manuel Lanzini

RUFUS & CHAKA KHAN - "Ain't Nobody"


#"Ain't nobody,
Like LANZINI,
Makes us happy,
Plays the West Ham Way!
"#

[REPEAT]


Updated to reflect the current mood:

#"Ain't nobody
Who likes Lanzini,
We're unhappy,
It's the West Ham Way!
"#
:lol:

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by Heysel76 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:32 pm

WestHamIFC wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:50 pm





Has the most successful business woman, known to KB finally left & joined Slade?

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by Haarlemammer » Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:22 am

To the tune of Robin Hood:

Jarrod Bowen, Jarrod Bowen, flying down the wing
Jarrod Bowen, Jarrod Bowen, he is West Ham’s king
Saved us from the drop
Next year we’ll be top
Jarrod Bowen, Jarrod Bowen, Jarrod Bowen.

And to cover more likely eventualities:
Jarrod Bowen, Jarrod Bowen, flying down the wing
Jarrod Bowen, Jarrod Bowen, No! It’s his hamstring...
Out for a year
Like Jack Wilshere
Jarrod Bowen, Jarr..... I’ll get my coat...

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Re: The West Ham United Songbook (chants would be a fine thing)

Post by kayahammer » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:40 am

"We are West ham and we defend
Coz we're managed by a bellend
100 million on the bench
We'd be better managed by Judy Dench"

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