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Only Caroll we'll be seeing this side of 2013 is Good king Wensesclas
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I think the most interesting thing about Carroll returning, if he ever does, is that I don't think he will get that many goals anyway. People say he will create chances for the midfield but then they've been misfiring all season.

Performances such as Norwich showed up the key point for me - we are not up for a scrap and ultimately teams like that go down.
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Real shame about your Dad , Stu [ although technically he wasn't your Dad when it happened but you get what I mean ] , and good of you to share it with us , it gives us more of an insight in to the injury .
Let's hope the Belgian knows his stuff .
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Jesus Christ
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Looking forward to seeing him on the end of a cross! :wink:

If he'd have played last night we would have had Jesus AND Judas on the same pitch! With Diame you could also include Mohammed !
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Welling wrote:Looking forward to seeing him on the end of a cross! :wink:

If he'd have played last night we would have had Jesus AND Judas on the same pitch! With Diame you could also include Mohammed !
Think we should sign that Victor bloke who's not getting any games at the Scousers!
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Is it me or does his left leg look a bit... well... hoofish?

Has he turned into a Centaur... Mr Tumnus upfront??
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Sloop John B wrote:Is it me or does his left leg look a bit... well... hoofish?

Has he turned into a Centaur... Mr Tumnus upfront??
Admit it, you're looking at his lower body with a strange leer and hand lotion in your palm aren't you? :wink:
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theres a dark spot almost half way down his leg that genuinely looks like it might be his penis. ****ing hell!
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Scratchy wrote:theres a dark spot almost half way down his leg that genuinely looks like it might be his penis. ****ing hell!
Whilst your proclivities and urges towards the above being true must be very, very strong, I'm pretty certain he has black trunks on! :)
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Thats the sort of thing I do when I'm off me nut - nice one brother!
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He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. :x
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Swoon.....
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As I glanced across the GD forum & saw this thread, for a split second I thought to myself "Carroll? What the F*CK do we want that c*nt back here for?", before remembering this was about Andy, not Roy.
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Welling wrote:Looking forward to seeing him on the end of a cross! :wink:

If he'd have played last night we would have had Jesus AND Judas on the same pitch! With Diame you could also include Mohammed !


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Throw in Titi Camara, and we'd have had Buddha, too.
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jacko wrote:Only Caroll we'll be seeing this side of 2013 is Good king Wensesclas
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Matthew was on the pitch.
Mark was on the bench.
Judas was on the pitch.
Mohammed came on as a sub.
We had J'OB (Job)
Samuel was the manager.
Daniel was watching from the stands.
Sadly, PAULinho was suspended.
Christian Eriksen was an unused subs.

Boy, I need a life :oops:
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Erm....not sure what to think about that! Slightly odd to say the least.
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