[POLL] Moyes or Pardew?

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Given a choice of two, which of the following would you prefer to succeed Slaven Bilic?

Poll ended at Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:15 pm

David Moyes
36
6%
Alan Pardew
531
94%
 
Total votes: 567

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Post by sendô »

I suspect most people would lead Moyes in this poll.

Is there anyone who wouldn't?

:arry: ?

Lampard?

Uncle Avram?
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Post by Beavis Danzig »

essexguy wrote:It’s like asking would you prefer a slap round the face or a kick in the bollox.

Prefer the slap, Pards for me.
pards isn't the slap in the face kind of guy. headbutt to the face or firm hand to the rear depending on circumstances.
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Pardew. He has proven he can have an inspiring effect on his first 12 months. Knows us. Knows the club. Knows some of the players. Out of the two it's a no brainer. Moyes reminds me of Avram...as in a walking uninspiring depressed failure. Also think the fans would be behind Pards at least from the off. Moyes will be booed and ridiculed the moment we concede. It's mad it's come to this but if those absolute twunts choose Moyes I think I'll be taking a back seat until they are all gone. Please god David's. Do not do this to our club.
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sendô wrote:I suspect most people would lead Moyes in this poll.

Is there anyone who wouldn't?

:arry: ?

Lampard?

Uncle Avram?
McClaren
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Post by Whufc06 »

Given that the owners know the feeling of the fans on this one I find it astonishing that they are going ahead and appointing Moyes.
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Post by essexguy »

upton o'good wrote:
Isnt moyes the slap?
:lol:

Just realised my comparison sucks remembering Moyes slap comments.
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Moyes is toxic. Partly because of his record, partly because the board want him.

I'd see BFS back in charge before him and I ****ing hate BFS
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Post by Mega Ron »

IanBishopLegend7 wrote:My heart says Pardew and my brain Moyes.
Your brain is broken.
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Post by Coops »

Graza wrote:Moyes is toxic.

I'd see BFS back in charge before him and I ****ing hate BFS
Me too but I would have him on a 6th month with a staying up bonus over Moyes or Pardew.
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Post by brothernero »

Trying to think if there is any other manager I would want less than Moyes can think of just one, So Moyes getting the gig over him is the only positive I can find.

Well that and the fact that this heaps more pressure on the owners.


252 versus 11. :lol:
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brothernero wrote:Trying to think if there is any other manager I would want less than Moyes can think of just one. :lol:
I have 2.

Hodgson and McClaren.
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Post by DDHammer »

WHUISA should get this in front of the club ASAP!
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Post by Redkanpps dog »

I've gone Pards, but would rather we went with neither.

Pards will get more from the squad in the 6 months in charge.
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Pardew, all day long.

Club ain't got a ****ing clue.
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Post by il_martello_di_genovesi »

essexguy wrote: I have 2.

Hodgson and McClaren.
Add in McLeish and thats about right.

I'd have Incey before those aswell.
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Post by GaryP »

Pardew but would rather get a swift kick in the b*llocks than either of them.
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upton o'good wrote:I think it would be the worst appointment in our history.
That may be going a touch too far... time will tell...

Zola, Grant and Roeder are by far the worst choices I can think of. None of them were a good fit for the role or club.

The Moyes who left Everton would be great at West Ham right now. The one who took Sunderland down would be a disaster.

Either of them on a short term role would not work in my opinion as their heart wouldn't be in it. Would much prefer us to go out and look for AVB or the likes of, but can't see that either.

What a mess
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Post by Rowly »

Neither. Seriously. They cannot be the only two in the frame, Shirley? :fsake:
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Post by Liam »

List of people that would be behind Moyes;

John Terry
Roy Hodgson
Avram Grant
Saggy Face
Fat Sam
McLeish
McClaren

I think that may be it?
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It’s time to get in Wengers face on the touch line in the League Cup
It’s time for animated gifs of the Dad dance
It’s time for the Snappy Snaps T-shirts
It’s time for superi... it’s time...

It’s Chocolate time
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