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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:26 pm

It's a really good read this week.

Only joking it's the same as ever:

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4246" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:10 am

I bumped into my favourite Lady of the Night the other day , old Elspeth MacSporran was in a foul mood .

' See those Englush , they have what they cool St Swithin's Day doon there don't they , wull , I tell ye woot , we shood adopt that fookin' Saint of theirs , Son , in fact we shood cull every day St Swithin's Day oop here , eh ? she laughed , showing all of her two teeth ' Another thing , son , see that fookin' Percy MacWhatsisface , that's the last tim I send him a fookin' digital answer I tell ye , I keep getting every oonsar richt but he draws some Englush floozie oot the hat every fookin' wack , never anyone north of that toon that toornip fella used to manage , ken , it's a fookin' swizz that's woot it as ' .
' No 50% off tonight then , Elz ? '
' Ach , pass the Talisker an' guv us a han' with thus wak's Percy's Poser , ya barmpot , I canna mak it oot ' .
As you may have noticed Elspeth izznae fae Skye [ oh my God I'm beginning to tak like hur ] , she doesn't speak with such delicate tones as the lovely Skye lassies , but there again none of them offer 50% off on a Saturday .

Elspeth's answer -

' Students at this college have to ask teachers for TOILET PAPER after BOG ROLL BAN ' .

All prizes to be sent to - Miss Elspeth MacSporran , The 4th Caravan On The Left Past The Toilets , Quiraing , M'Lud ? , Skye .

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:49 pm

Ever wonder how much oil it takes to buy a Riyad Mahrez? No neither had we.

But in the unlikely event that anyone is that interested....

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4250" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oh and TOMOS - note legal restrictions on competition entries.... :wink:

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:09 am

Hoots Mon ...............Hooooooooooooooooooooots !





The Noo . :shock:

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Samba » Fri Nov 23, 2018 12:27 am

The Old Man of Storr wrote: All prizes to be sent to - Miss Elspeth MacSporran , The 4th Caravan On The Left Past The Toilets , Quiraing , M'Lud ? , Skye .
:lol:
Now THAT post deserved a prize, TOMoS!

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:58 am

Apologies for the early post [ most of you will still be firmly entrenched in your chariots ] but I've been up all night consoling poor Elspeth - ' The Bastoords have banned us , Old Man ' was all she could muster between heavy sobs and the occasional swig of Talisker . After she finally passed out through drink I was able to read everyone's favourite column and what a brilliant read it was , one of your finest to date , Perce . :thup:

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by markmc » Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:36 pm

"With that in mind head will rule heart on this occasion I shall use the Winstone app (when the fun stops it’s probably because your brother is your agent) to place that £2.50 on a 4-0 win to our opponents in the fervent hope that I’m wrong.

Enjoy the game!"


Percy prediction spot on unfortunately and should have been 3-4 if we'd of put them chances away

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:35 pm

If you're partial to the usual sort of rubbish our Preview Consultant churns out here's this week's:

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4253" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



If not, here's a picture of a kitten:

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:42 pm

As that rotten comedian used to say...

....and there's more:

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4254" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:53 pm

Here's this week's effort if you haven't got anything better to do like sorting out your sock drawer...

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4258" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by vietnammer » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:57 pm

Good read ta very much! Already sussed the competition answer and it's XXXX X’ XXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXX (following the 'no spoilers' rule, of course).

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by arlhe » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:38 pm

Even in my decrepit state, I can chortle at every preview. Well done, Percy! Just don't let Gnome start writing them...

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:45 pm

It's bad enough I have to edit the crap. Talking of which......

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4260" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:17 am

Ms Elspeth MacSporran was in high spirits earlier this week , her Christmas Hamper containing 12 bottles of Talisker had arrived early and she was half way through her third bottle when I met up with her . ' I'd guv yuh a drop , O'Man but ya no what it's like with Christmas coming oop an' all ' .

Anyway , here's Elspeth's late entry -

' Castlemaine XXXX brings Castlemaine XXXX XXXX to Fulham Broadway ' .

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:54 pm

Bah! Humbug......

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4264" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:01 pm

About as appetising as yet another Turkey sarnie...

http://kumb.com/article.php?id=4266" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:19 pm

Happy new year?

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4268" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:32 pm

They're coming thick and fast. Well thick anyway....

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4271" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:53 pm

More morose mumblings....

http://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=4276" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Doc H Ball » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:19 pm

Always enjoy these :thup:

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