Preview Percy on KUMB

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:07 pm

Weekend Percy. Previous comments on midweek still apply...


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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Suffolk Iron » Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:02 pm

Always look out for PP's take. Essential reading the night before a game.

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:58 am

Suffolk Iron wrote:Always look out for PP's take.
Percy does his best , no need to be so rude .

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:57 pm

The Old Man of Storr wrote:Percy does his best
Sad but true

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:47 am

Always informative and amusing , the highlight of the week for me *. :thup:


I am a bit concerned that Daisy may have upset Perce in some way though as for the past two weeks now she has been referred to as ' The work experience girl ' with her name omitted for some unknown reason .



* No , I never do get out . :)

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:17 pm

It's ok everyone, you get a week off from this rubbish next week....

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by gravesendhammer » Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:35 pm

Interesting to spot that our first game against Huddersfield is actually 9 months into the future. :lol:

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:48 am

gravesendhammer wrote:Interesting to spot that our first game against Huddersfield is actually 9 months into the future. :lol:

DAISY the work experience girl with the beautiful smile had her name re-instated this weekend and as a result ended up celebrating with none other than Marty McFly and a certain Dr Emmett Brown - off she goes in the Delorean , doors agape and as always happens in these cases landed up sometime near Christmas 2019 when coincidentally Huddersfield beat West Ham 2-0 - How the Mighty 'Ammers get relegated to the Championship no one knows - it's a mystery . Watch this space .



What really happened is Daisy went out celebrating having had her name reinstated , had one too many Banana Daiquiries and instead of telling Perce that Huddersfield Town first beat West Ham United 2-0 back in 1919 she made a right hash of things , that's what Perce told me and I for one believe him .

As punishment Daisy's name will be again ommitted in the next edition of Percy's Preview and that will indeed learn 'er good and propa . She deserves everything she gets the Dozy Ka .

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:08 pm

You've had a week off. It's time to suffer once more...

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Skandi Brudson » Fri Mar 29, 2019 7:34 pm

Easily my favourite thread on this site, and I like many of them.

Loved the £2.50 for MacLean bit.

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:02 am

Chelsea away. Contains deer excrement. Naturally...

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:25 pm

Man Utd Away. No Deer Excrement this week but any improvement is negligible..

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:31 pm

Leicester at home. Try not to get too excited....

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Up the Junction » Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:39 pm

Thank you (and Percival, of course).

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Gnome » Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:11 pm

Don't worry - there's only two weeks left of this rubbish after this week....

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by vietnammer » Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:32 pm

Ain't read it all yet, but 17 Dutch Caps... :lol:

(that's one hell of a ...)

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Doc H Ball » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:52 pm

Excellent read :thup:

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:15 am

Ah , dear old Fort William so **** they named them once , even Lossiemouth [ population 10 in the summer ] have more points , mind you it didn't help The Fort's chances when they fielded an ineligible player not once , not twice but thrice and were deducted 9 points , talking of which , what's Manny Omoyinmi doing these days , he's not playing football in the Highland League is he ?

' So-Called Champions League ' - you got that one right , Perce . :thup: :)

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by Doc H Ball » Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:16 am

I think it’s hole 4 at Lossiemouth where you think you can hit the Harrier Jets with a good drive.

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Re: Preview Percy on KUMB

Post by the pink palermo » Sat Apr 27, 2019 6:43 am

Pills and Penis I reckon. Although quite why penis is a more obvious answer than pocket escapes me at the minute.

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