Shafted by the ref again
Look, at my flexible Friend
caption time thread
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semper in excretia sumus solim profundum variatHindley Hammer wrote:
We'd be in deep **** if she was in charge!
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Boris is just pointing to the perineum, the exact middle between a c*nt and an ar*ehole!cockney hammer wrote:
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If you think I'm an egotistical, self serving narcissus, who is not interested in any other reality than the one I choose to present to everyone, then you should check out this one on my right.cockney hammer wrote:
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Unable to control him any more, the ref had to remove Dele Alli from the pitch.Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:
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" iii ii ii found her yes....baahhh I found her in a skip.....baa errr on the set of Humans.....mwaaa.......just plug her in and she's orf...........I've named her Fanny" :lol:cockney hammer wrote:
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:
They tried rubbing it out but it just kept getting bigger.
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"Seriously, right up to the elbow. Barely touched the sides. It's like the f*cking Dartford tunnel, and no mistake"Samba wrote:
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