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Post by Doc H Ball » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:23 pm

So I said to Donald 'this one's up for an NDA'

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Post by OohAahButler » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:14 pm

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You lying, two-faced, self-serving, self-promoting, scheming, overblown, Tory scumbag.

Said Boris

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Post by DasNutNock » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:16 pm

“...and one in the...”

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Post by e-20 » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:38 pm

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Dateline 2013 failed politician Brady in a moment of contemplation thinks '... And this guy believes he could be PM one day, hell its as likely as a TV personality becoming President for heaven sake. It's obvious we need a woman as Prime Minister.

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Where's her broomstick? Can't you tell It's right up my *****?

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Post by Tenbury » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:48 pm

ITV announce new series of Worzel Gummidge.

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Post by Samba » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:53 pm

"Erm, this uictor certamine turpi, erm, um she Asinum tetigerit, umm, erm cogitat enim non olet stercore suo".
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Post by Chicken Run Supreme » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:57 pm

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I've just let one go

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The Fonz and Joanie actors defend their performances as Happy Days The Musical closes after one night.

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Boris: "Sullivan told me this was her sex face"

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Post by neathiron » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:02 pm

Boris "If I had known it was going to make her this miserable I would have never stuck my thumb up her arse"

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Post by uptonparkhurst » Sat Jun 08, 2019 10:55 pm

Tenbury wrote:ITV announce new series of Worzel Gummidge.
:lol:

Actually,you must be a clairvoyant -
https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019 ... ook-photo/

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She's looks like a bloke in drag

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Post by Samba » Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:37 pm

"I assure you ladies & gentlemen, that this is the face of somebody who will always put the fans last"..
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Paradise

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Post by Doc H Ball » Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:34 pm

The Royal Shakespeare Company’s reworking of Adam and Eve causes controversy.

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Post by prophet:marginal » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:16 pm

The Royal Shakespeare Company’s reworking of Adam and Eve causes controversy.
Wrong South Bank?

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Post by S-H » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:20 am

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Man: "If we don't move they may not notice us"

Girl: "But your penis is still out"

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