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[e-20]

Player shocked to discover that pleading insanity won't be enough to escape his West Ham contract.

[Doc H Ball]

Despite having undergone an extreme fitness programme, Eurovision winner Conchita’s medical raises a number of questions.

[S-H]

It was a big day for Javier, and she couldn't hide her nerves any longer, the last part of her gender reassignment surgery, that she'd dreamt of for years, was now only hours away.

[kayahammer]

"No my friend, orange is definitely not the new black."

[ironilunga]

Having had a little pee on a nightclub bar Hernandez dons a disguise to evade capture.

[The_Dead_Ball]

Mexican version of "The Young Ones" is cancelled after negative reviews

[cockney hammer]

[thick-soup]

Grrrrrr.....you didn't read my memo properly Karen!!!........I said I wanted to look like the legendery 'Ginger-Pele'.......not a Mexican advert for Tim-otei :lol:

[thick-soup]

"did I take a wrong turn.......I can't see the old girl.....all I can see is flats......"

[cockney hammer]

[stammer]

Hernandez awakes from his snooze declaring that nobody leaves the room till the japester that stole his tee shirt fesses up

[kayahammer]

"I love that they named this stand after me. F*&% me, is that the pitch way over there?"

[cockney hammer]

[stammer]

The folly of trying to referee a game while filling out your betting slip.

[stammer]

Shame that this c*ntish moment was the catalyst to the most uplifting atmosphere I have experienced at a match, not a caption just a fact.

[stammer]

Is this your card ?

[Samba]

When wrongly sending someone off got you so sexually aroused that you had to use two arms to do it, just as if you were directing f*cking traffic...

[ironilunga]

Forget reds and yellows - ref has bad case of bobby orange!

[kayahammer]

Someone in the crowd, "Billy Bond's Claret and Blue Army anyone?"

[cockney hammer]