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"Where da fuct did I puta ma teep"
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Even thoughts Pellers at the time thought the interview was a bit strange his persisted and was offered the job. Only after checking is voicemail he realised the Dave’s PA sent him the wrong job interview details
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S-H wrote: "Where da fuct did I puta ma teep"
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"Where da fuct did I puta ma teep"[/quote]

“Next time try leaving at left back! We need some bite there!”
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Amazing scenes at the London Stadium, as Pellegrini MOONWALKS to the touchline, the crowd go wild!!!
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'Hmm, I'm sure he mentioned 'next level'. Must mean something different, in English'..
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Realising that he left his mobile on his chair. Pelle unable to find his way back to the Home bench without Google Maps
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Karren Brady, just off to write her generous, kind, insightful & not at all, poisonous column, for 'The Sun'...
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After "earning" her latest bonus from Sullivan, Karen was desperate to find some where to wash her mouth out..
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Samba wrote:Karren Brady, just off to write her generous, kind, insightful & not at all, poisonous column, for 'The Sun'...
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This woman once had grand dreams of being the mastermind behnd a generation long Tory Government, years later she is contemplating her new job as quality controller of a.chinese dildo factory.
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Am I the only one here who thinks that knot in the scarf isn’t tight enough?
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No matter how hard he tried, Rod Hull just could not remember where he left Emu.
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Missing smacked @rse found safe and well but search continues for Karen Brady's mask.
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Still with the scarf around her neck, Brady couldn't hide her bitter disappointment as Erotic asphyxiation failed to extend her erection.
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A less than chuffed Karren Brady pictured after getting the bum's rush, from all 5 in 'The Dragons Den'.
Her 'West Ham London business model', was laughed all the way out of the place...
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