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S-H
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by S-H » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:58 am
cockney hammer wrote:
"Where da fuct did I puta ma teep"
The_Dead_Ball
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by The_Dead_Ball » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:06 am
cockney hammer wrote:
Even thoughts Pellers at the time thought the interview was a bit strange his persisted and was offered the job. Only after checking is voicemail he realised the Dave’s PA sent him the wrong job interview details
OFT
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by OFT » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:18 am
S-H wrote:
"Where da fuct did I puta ma teep"
The_Dead_Ball
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by The_Dead_Ball » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:32 am
"Where da fuct did I puta ma teep"[/quote]
“Next time try leaving at left back! We need some bite there!”
S-H
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by S-H » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:39 am
cockney hammer wrote:
Amazing scenes at the London Stadium, as Pellegrini MOONWALKS to the touchline, the crowd go wild!!!
Samba
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by Samba » Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:00 pm
'Hmm, I'm sure he mentioned 'next level'. Must mean something different, in English'..
The_Dead_Ball
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by The_Dead_Ball » Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:29 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Realising that he left his mobile on his chair. Pelle unable to find his way back to the Home bench without Google Maps
Samba
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by Samba » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:07 pm
Karren Brady, just off to write her generous, kind, insightful & not at all, poisonous column, for 'The Sun'...
S-H
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by S-H » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:12 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
After "earning" her latest bonus from Sullivan, Karen was desperate to find some where to wash her mouth out..
Rocketron
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by Rocketron » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:21 pm
Samba wrote: Karren Brady, just off to write her generous, kind, insightful & not at all, poisonous column, for 'The Sun'...
If you ever need an image for Sour faced Old Cow, look no further.
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by e-20 » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:57 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
This woman once had grand dreams of being the mastermind behnd a generation long Tory Government, years later she is contemplating her new job as quality controller of a.chinese dildo factory.
The_Dead_Ball
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by The_Dead_Ball » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:19 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Am I the only one here who thinks that knot in the scarf isn’t tight enough?
IABATAC
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by IABATAC » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:48 am
cockney hammer wrote:
No matter how hard he tried, Rod Hull just could not remember where he left Emu.
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by IABATAC » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:54 am
cockney hammer wrote:
Missing smacked @rse found safe and well but search continues for Karen Brady's mask.
The_Dead_Ball
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by The_Dead_Ball » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:01 pm
cockney hammer wrote:
Still with the scarf around her neck, Brady couldn't hide her bitter disappointment as Erotic asphyxiation failed to extend her erection.
Samba
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by Samba » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:51 pm
A less than chuffed Karren Brady pictured after getting the bum's rush, from all 5 in 'The Dragons Den'.
Her 'West Ham London business model', was laughed all the way out of the place...