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Image returned by Google search "Bad night out!"
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A friendly copper pictured doing 'The Hokey Cokey', with a young football fan..
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cockney hammer wrote:Image
One Bobby took the "Kick it Out" campaign a bit too literally
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The face of a woman who's just realized her best years are behind her
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cockney hammer wrote:Image
Karren's close association with disgraced billionaire businessman Philip Green had left a bad taste in everyone's mouth....even her own.
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cockney hammer wrote:Image
Policeman gets let off after 'minor indescretion'.
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cockney hammer wrote:Image
Is this picture a metaphor? The lads represent smallish quick talented ball players while the policeman is Manchester City players way of dealing with them.
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cockney hammer wrote:Image
He’s left footed , SIGN HIM UP!!
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F - Has their face fallen on one side?
A - Can they raise both arms?
S - Is their speech slurred?
T - Time to call 999?
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[quote="Bamber Gascoigne"]Image

Dean Sturridge’s dog found!
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cockney hammer wrote:Image
Grab both ends and.....PULL.
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KUMB mods to be internally investigated after allowing Cockney Hammer to post indecent image from the Dark Web
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S-H wrote:Image

F - Has their face fallen on one side?
A - Can they raise both arms?
S - Is their speech slurred?
T - Time to call 999?


superb :thup: :D
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pmsl :D :D
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Dean Sturridge’s dog found![


chaps some of the funniest i have read take a bow you lot :thup: :thup:
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C - Has their cynical face fallen on one side?
U - Can they raise both unpleasant eyebrows?
N - Is their nasty speech slurred?
T - Is it time to leave our club?
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Winner :thup:
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Samba

Superb :thup:
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Samba :D :thup:
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ageing hammer wrote:Samba :D :thup:
Gotta credit SH for giving me the idea...
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