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thick-soup
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by thick-soup » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:09 pm
"Errr young man, your boot lace appears to have come undone"........
"That's ok your highness, I will bend down and tighten it back up in the 13th minute"
The_Dead_Ball
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by The_Dead_Ball » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:31 pm
“This is Trev. Great laugh. He got a bet with the guys that if he scores with his head he can shag their misses. Anything for a laugh!”
e-20
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by e-20 » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:37 pm
Yeah Boss I'm sorry it had to end this way too, but you know I have always had a soft spot for the Spuds and I have always wanted to play in a Football Stadium.
Iron-on-transfer
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by Iron-on-transfer » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:13 pm
Duke of Kent:-
"Ah...who's this lot then? I've just watched the 5 hour FA Cup build up shows on the Beeb this morning and they only mentioned Arsenal were playing today."
kayahammer
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Location: East of Eden
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by kayahammer » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:17 am
"Declan, I like you a lot, but please stop this habit of staring at my c#*k all the time"
Iron-on-transfer
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by Iron-on-transfer » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:57 am
You put your left foot in, your left foot out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about.
You do the Yarmolenko and you turn around. That's what it's all about!
OFT
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Location: Sleepin’ in a bayou on a old rotten cot
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by OFT » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:17 am
Pellers surprise out of contract signing Steven Hawking opens his account
thick-soup
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by thick-soup » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:10 pm
Yarmalenko strains out another number two into the bowl!
S-H
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by S-H » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:21 pm
A relieved Mark Noble, was visibly delighted, that Cresswell had hit the spot for the second time that afternoon..
S-H
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by S-H » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:51 pm
Benjamin Button receives rave reviews after making West Ham debut.
thick-soup
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by thick-soup » Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:05 pm
Paddy O'Hammer wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:49 pm
Ogbonnas decision to wear the socks his Nan had bought him for Christmas drew some strange glances!!
Doc H Ball
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by Doc H Ball » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:08 am
‘We’ve got a league cup game coming up, so the owner has told us to give you this little electric shock to ensure that your ****hole goes’.