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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:56 pm Image
"Errr young man, your boot lace appears to have come undone"........

"That's ok your highness, I will bend down and tighten it back up in the 13th minute"

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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:56 pm Image
“This is Trev. Great laugh. He got a bet with the guys that if he scores with his head he can shag their misses. Anything for a laugh!”
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:29 am Image
Yeah Boss I'm sorry it had to end this way too, but you know I have always had a soft spot for the Spuds and I have always wanted to play in a Football Stadium.
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:56 pm Image
Duke of Kent:-
"Ah...who's this lot then? I've just watched the 5 hour FA Cup build up shows on the Beeb this morning and they only mentioned Arsenal were playing today."
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:29 am Image
"Declan, I like you a lot, but please stop this habit of staring at my c#*k all the time"
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kayahammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:18 am Image
You put your left foot in, your left foot out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about.
You do the Yarmolenko and you turn around. That's what it's all about!
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kayahammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:18 am Image
Pellers surprise out of contract signing Steven Hawking opens his account
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OFT :lol:
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kayahammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:18 am Image
Yarmalenko strains out another number two into the bowl! :D
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:17 am Image
A relieved Mark Noble, was visibly delighted, that Cresswell had hit the spot for the second time that afternoon..
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kayahammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:18 am Image
"I seem to be stuck in this position permanently now, after an hour long talk with our Chairman."
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kayahammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:18 am Image
Yarmalenko demonstrates how Harry Redwanker's dog Rosie gives him the paw.
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kayahammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:18 am Image
"Let's all do the Harry Kane"
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Best bit of ball possession from Man U all afternoon.
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Paddy O'Hammer wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:49 pm Image
Benjamin Button receives rave reviews after making West Ham debut.
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Paddy O'Hammer wrote: ↑Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:49 pm Image

Ogbonnas decision to wear the socks his Nan had bought him for Christmas drew some strange glances!! :D
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Thick Soup your last two are very good :lol:
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‘We’ve got a league cup game coming up, so the owner has told us to give you this little electric shock to ensure that your ****hole goes’.
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