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Sorry guys that lead I had at Bognor United has fallen through, they preferred Avram Grant, but just had an offer from some place in the Falklands wherever that is who reckon we are ideally suited to do a job there, sounds promising what ya think.
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After a century, a long standing mystery has finally been solved. We can now confirm that A.N Other is none other than a young apprentice called David Gold
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Jesus, that one is the gift that won't stop giving. All from the perspective of the Hammers fan
1) Why are you dressed like a ****?
2) Why are you such a ****?
3) ****.
4) Is the view up there in your ivory tower any better?
5) It might look like I'm kneeling, but I'm not doing that you ****.
6) You might have a glove on, but your prints are all over this stadium.
7) Are we ever going to win a cup you ****?
8) I'll have two burgers both with onions please
9) Can you take your right hand out of your pocket, that bulge is in my eye line
10) Yes my flag is upside down, but I can change that, you will always look like a ****.
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You're a shorter
You're a shorter
You're a shorter c**t than me
You're a shorter c**t than me
I'm two steps below you .
F**k off
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We catch here a glimpse of A very West Ham version of A Christmas Carol, though we hear the final act of redemption by Scrooge has been removed as an irrelevance by writer, producer and lead actor David Sullivan. After all he says, the Stadium is already full of Turkeys.
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Greta Thunberg protests to Sullivan that the London Stadium is a bigger hole than the Ozone
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"Oi Sh*t for brains.......who do you think you are rocking up here with your mish mash outfit and your unbranded hat??..... f*ck off and do one before I have you removed.......by force if necessary you f*cking primarni retard"
......."oh.... ok"................said David
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