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lol oft ch likes this :lol: :lol:
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"Seeing the App Dicksie finally realised the days of writing your shopping list on your arm are long gone................every little helps!"! :D
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cockney hammer wrote: Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:17 pm Image
Sorry guys that lead I had at Bognor United has fallen through, they preferred Avram Grant, but just had an offer from some place in the Falklands wherever that is who reckon we are ideally suited to do a job there, sounds promising what ya think.
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After a century, a long standing mystery has finally been solved. We can now confirm that A.N Other is none other than a young apprentice called David Gold
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e-20 wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:44 pm After a century, a long standing mystery has finally been solved. We can now confirm that A.N Other is none other than a young apprentice called David Gold
Are you certain it's not ageing or Cuenca?
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:25 am Image
Jesus, that one is the gift that won't stop giving. All from the perspective of the Hammers fan

1) Why are you dressed like a ****?
2) Why are you such a ****?
3) ****.
4) Is the view up there in your ivory tower any better?
5) It might look like I'm kneeling, but I'm not doing that you ****.
6) You might have a glove on, but your prints are all over this stadium.
7) Are we ever going to win a cup you ****?
8) I'll have two burgers both with onions please
9) Can you take your right hand out of your pocket, that bulge is in my eye line
10) Yes my flag is upside down, but I can change that, you will always look like a ****.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:25 am Image

Sullivan: "Can I sniff your crotch?"
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:25 am Image
You're a shorter
You're a shorter
You're a shorter c**t than me
You're a shorter c**t than me

I'm two steps below you .

F**k off
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:25 am Image
We catch here a glimpse of A very West Ham version of A Christmas Carol, though we hear the final act of redemption by Scrooge has been removed as an irrelevance by writer, producer and lead actor David Sullivan. After all he says, the Stadium is already full of Turkeys.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:25 am Image
Greta Thunberg protests to Sullivan that the London Stadium is a bigger hole than the Ozone
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:25 am Image
This poor fan approached Sullivan during the vinegar stroke.
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"Yeah, so my Dad sent me up here to ask you what the f*** you're wearing? You see he's got loads of loose change and he wanted to get a clear shot at you."
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"Oi Sh*t for brains.......who do you think you are rocking up here with your mish mash outfit and your unbranded hat??..... f*ck off and do one before I have you removed.......by force if necessary you f*cking primarni retard"

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