caption time thread

[cockney hammer]

[hammerman11]

zaba saying I shouldn't be playing at my age !

[kayahammer]

"Nodnol? Is that an obscure reference to an episode of Red Dwarf?"

"You're the red dwarf around here you ****"

[kayahammer]

The General, "Remember when you had luscious hair like this?"

Zaba, "I remember your mama's hair."

[kayahammer]

Bay City Rollers announce comeback tour

[kayahammer]

"Charming. This morning I was boss of the great West Ham, with a fancy car and all that, and now I'm jobless, they took their car back, and I'm trying to figure out this GPS nonsense to get a bus to West Bromwich. It's a funny old game and all that."

[kayahammer]

"Lord, I've forsaken you in the past, but please please please give me a team that can run. Oh yeah, thanks for the shoes at Christmas."

[Chicken Run Supreme]

"What the f*** are we doing here?"

[S-H]

Good job I ducked out the way of that free kick, it could have ruined my hair!

[Iron-on-transfer]

Bruce : "Mmmm....it's called Newcastle Brown, pet. It's what your team's in, right now."

[cockney hammer]

[OFT]

^^^^

There's a picture that could form the basis of a truly impossible 'spot the ball' competition.

[neathiron]

Result shows there are no winners in this week's Spot The Ball competition. Next week's prize money rolls over to £50.

[neathiron]

^^^^

There's a picture that could form the basis of a truly impossible 'spot the ball' competition.

Me and you thinking along the same lines mate. That dodgy beer we used to drink in the Queens must have done something to our brain cells!

[OFT]

Me and you thinking along the same lines mate. That dodgy beer we used to drink in the Queens must have done something to our brain cells!

To be fair mine were a bit flakey to start with.

[Iron-on-transfer]

West Ham were so poor yesterday at Turf Moor the ref felt sorry for them and gave them their own black and white ball to play with.

Then, in a pivotal moment in the game, West Ham keeper Roberto somehow manages to punch the match ball into his own goal whilst also inexplicably back-heeling the other black and white ball into his own net at the same time.

VAR deliberated for an hour and eventually gave both goals to Burnley.

[cockney hammer]

[OFT]

I'm as confused as you, when I said I was a keeper I meant a Bee keeper.

[hammerofthedogs]

WEST HAM LAND LUCRATIVE SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH DISNEY.
Image shows their popular goalkeeper modelling gloves from the Mickey Mouse range....

[Samba]

"Does it look like we've met before?"