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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:06 am Image
Deliveroo agent takes exception when client says he doesn't like prawn sandwiches and Rice!! :lol:
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cockney hammer wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 6:59 am Image
'World Class Team'? That's us lads?!
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:06 am Image
Bishop "You call yourself a midfielder, you're just an overrated **** who can't pass a ball further than 10 yards"
Slater "Calm down Bish, although you do have a valid point"
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:18 pm Image
I am so good I can even sh*t a football out my bottom.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:06 am Image
Do love this photo CH, my favourite West Ham player of all time, classy midfielder who could pass a ball blindfolded and still find the target. How we could do with someone of Bish's passing range now. Haller would benefit big time.
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MP: I thought I told you to hang fire a little bit longer and you could've had this gig.

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"...You!.....my son...are looking for a f*cking dry slap" :twisted:
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“Well we are both at shitty clubs now Jose”
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:53 am Image
MP "What you doing to me? I washed my hands of this club weeks ago, but now that you're back I'm gonna have to put a bit of effort in and look as if I know what I'm doing just to piss you off. Ffs I've even been in contact with the club scouts!"
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:53 am Image
Jose was not impressed by Manuel's air guitar solo..
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:53 am Image
Jose isn't impressed with MPs one handed windmill
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:53 am Image
Pelle says: You think Levy is tight, you should try working for these two cuntts
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Cor, Karren is smelling lovely today!
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:16 am Image
We really are getting away with murder here ain't we
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neathiron wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:57 am Cor, Karren is smelling lovely today!
Oh FFS! That is rank. But very funny!
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