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Some supporters remain till the final whistle, to avoid the rush.

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Oi Goldy, Pardew is being interviewed by Kaz in the back of your Roller

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Despite an appalling run of results Pellers fails to notice that in a fiendish money saving effort the board has replaced some of his players with waxwork dummies.

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"Now put your arms out, to make a 'T'"

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Pellers about to post in the 'Have you ever **** yourself as a grown man thread' in the snug

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MP - And then i like to give the balls a little tickle while simultaneously working on the tip...

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Post by The_Dead_Ball » Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:39 pm

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Doesn't matter how many times he tried. Pelles still couldn't beat himself in a game of Rock, Scissors, Paper

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It was hoped the new Subbuteo Hammers would add much needed movement and pace to the midfield

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You ain't at the Etihad anymore MP, you're probably gonna need the Driver!

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A 15 year old Diddy David Sullivan locked out of the ground on match day longingly looked through the crack and thought to himself I will own this club one day and when I do I will make it my life's work to f*** all of you bustards up for doing this to me.

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Yessssssssss. Roberto just caught a ball from a corner!! Yesssssssssssssssss

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