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Post by e-20 » Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:49 am

Why are you so happy Pellers we just beat you at the last gasp.
I know I can't thank you enough Mr Hodgy, that loss takes me closer to getting out of this dump with a nice big payoff for my new villa in Monaco. The flights already booked but don't tell the midget.

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Post by ironilunga » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:36 am

cockney hammer wrote:
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Clegg (left) ‘Where is Compo?’
Foggy (right) smiling ‘Its on its way’
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Post by ironilunga » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:37 am

Double post

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Post by IABATAC » Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:28 am

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RH: I have twubble with my R's.

MP: And i'll be out on mine.

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Post by S-H » Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:54 am

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Hodgson: "Bingo tonight, back at the home Manuel, weally looking forward to jelly and ice cweam for pudding, too"

Pellegrini: "Si, Si"

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Post by Bamber Gascoigne » Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:24 am

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Woy: "Oh, so you got the same as me then Manuel! I said as I unwapped the last one, if its another bottle of 'Just for Men' darling, you can f*ck off!"

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Post by S-H » Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:09 pm

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Klipperty: " Ya I know I made ze wrong decizion, but itz too late now"

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Post by Algarve Hammer » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:19 pm

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And now on top of being sacked, I've got f#cking tooth ache!

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Post by Iron-on-transfer » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:33 pm

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"I've ad enough of this sh*t....I want that 'personal' meet with Kaz NOW....hehe, that's it!.....sub Haller for Antonio...YES...GET IN!!"

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Post by Da Vinci » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:50 pm

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Oh well new year new job. I shouldn't have stood so near to Roberto in training that punch really hurt

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Post by cockney hammer » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:51 pm

Algarve Hammer wrote:
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And now on top of being sacked, I've got f#cking tooth ache!
lol quality mate

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Post by Iron-on-transfer » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:55 pm

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RH - "I'm such an old duffer I came out earlier with my jacket on the wong way wound."
MP - "Ah yes...funny...that's the name of my local Chinese takeaway."
RH - "Aww....I just fancy a nice wing piece."
MP - "Ah yes...funny...that's the name I use for our owner."

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Post by e-20 » Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:35 am

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Aah yes see Mr Hodgy I told you the flight was already booked, I do love... what is it you Inglish say oh yes when a plan comes together eh... You won't believe it too, they even sent this Hooker along to give me the payoff, no I'm telling you the truth, yes old and ugly I admit she was, but hey when they gave me f*** all in the Summer to spend and told me it was due to mislaying whataya call it oh yes the combination to Signor Midget's wallet I knew I wouldn't be getting anything better, contract or no contract.
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Post by ironilunga » Mon Dec 30, 2019 9:50 am

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A menacing Ruben Cousillas (left) ‘Swallow it!!’
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Post by e-20 » Mon Dec 30, 2019 9:53 am

Looking forward to the first one for our exciting new Manager.
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Post by e-20 » Mon Dec 30, 2019 9:55 am

oops

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Post by OFT » Mon Dec 30, 2019 9:59 am

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I'm already knackered and I've only read half the articles about me in CH's gossip column.

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