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"Back me up lads" says Alan as he gives Wenger the evils

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Pardew "Look at that, lads, what a beauty, stunning! You all would, wouldn't you? I know I would."

Lads " who, where, where? gaffer?"

Pardew " that picture of me up on the giant screen, I'm just magnificent"

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Post by Diogenes » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:42 pm

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See those players in claret & blue? Pass to them.

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Post by badabing » Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:12 pm

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Christ, if one has to come to this place too often I may just step back from royal duties.

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Post by S-H » Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:18 pm

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Brady, over the tannoy..

"Harrrrrrrryyyyyyy darling... come and get me... I'm ready for you, come and bugger the baroness, like a good boy."

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“Isn’t that uncle Andrew stilling up there in the Newham’s Free tickets for schools section?”

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That's the new badge lads, oh dear...

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Looks like Harry just sharted.

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Post by OFT » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:12 pm

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Ey up Bill, nip backstage an gerrus another bag of popcorn there's a luv.

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Post by Bamber Gascoigne » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:49 pm

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"Ones brother announces that they want to be financially independent and then comes here hoping to pick up any stray £2 coins aimed at some short ar$e"

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Post by OFT » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:54 pm

Oh Will, what does Harry mean when he says he's keen to get home for a yank?

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Post by e-20 » Fri Jan 10, 2020 12:22 am

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What no, you're saying his dad is who? Never would have thought that slimy little guy who showed us to our seats was a natural ginge though.

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Post by Samba » Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:18 am

"If you're going for my cock, Kate, please don't, not here, Harry's watching"..
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Post by Hindley Hammer » Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:52 am

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Same colours, closer to home and a far better team.

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Kate says " Can you smell piss "

William " That's why the fans here call it a toilet bowl "
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Post by thick-soup » Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:30 am

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Harry Hewitt often wondered what it would be like to be a Royal!!! :hush:

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Post by ironilunga » Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:31 pm

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Sporting a new mahogany rinse Robbie Savage discusses tactics with William. Meanwhile Harry continues to mourn the loss of James Collins from the first team squad.

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