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Post by cockney hammer » Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:47 pm

guy's everyone take a bow i have not pmsl so much brilliant :scarfer: :scarfer:

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Post by neathiron » Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:55 pm

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"I can't believe Grandma supports this team! Look how far we are away from the pitch! No wonder her eyes are ****ed"

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Post by Iron-on-transfer » Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:28 pm

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"Wills, which one of the players is Peter File then? Uncle Andrew says he's meeting him after the match."

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Post by Iron-on-transfer » Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:32 pm

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Kate:- "Who's getting the drinks in at half time?"
William:- "No sweat."
Kate:- "Oh. I didn't even know Uncle Andrew was here."

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Post by Samba » Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:03 pm

Not a Liverpool player, so yes, handball.
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Post by neathiron » Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:20 pm

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Not a Liverpool player, so yes, handball.
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:lol: You've got a point

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Post by ironilunga » Sat Jan 11, 2020 9:17 pm

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A desperate and bankrupt Neville Southall keeps goal for Pube Town who sit 14th in the Southern Section of Vileda Super Mop League Division 3 which is the 48th tier of the English football pyramid.

Nevilles phone suddenly starts ringing. It is Mr David Sullivan. . .

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Post by The_Dead_Ball » Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:44 pm

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Royals attends Prince Andrew’s debut for West Ham. New Director of Football D Sullivan explained that when he heard that Andrew never brakes a sweat, he would fit perfectly in the current squad setup.

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Post by The_Dead_Ball » Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:47 pm

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Roberto proves once again to be the biggest drip in goal!

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Post by ageing hammer » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:51 pm

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West Hams new training facilities involves no net spend

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Post by Samba » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:59 pm

ironilunga wrote:
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A desperate and bankrupt Neville Southall keeps goal for Pube Town who sit 14th in the Southern Section of Vileda Super Mop League Division 3 which is the 48th tier of the English football pyramid.

Nevilles phone suddenly starts ringing. It is Mr David Sullivan. . .
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asking if we can rent there..

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Post by Samba » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:00 am

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West Hams new training facilities involves no net spend
:lol:
Clever on more than one level..

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Post by Samba » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:03 am

Rumours that West Ham target, Darren Randolph, may have 'let himself go' recently have been criticised as 'fake news' by David Sullivan..
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Post by OFT » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:13 am

I knew I wouldn't be able to hold that diaorrhea till half time.

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Post by ironilunga » Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:05 am

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Meatloaf’s Sunday League team mates refuse to buy him new goalkeeping kit until he has jumped into the muddy water. He flatly refuses telling them he will do anything for gloves but he won’t do that.

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Post by Samba » Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:48 am

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Meatloaf’s Sunday League team mates refuse to buy him new goalkeeping kit until he has jumped into the muddy water. He flatly refuses telling them he will do anything for gloves but he won’t do that.
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Post by BondsoBob » Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:01 am

ironilunga wrote:
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Meatloaf’s Sunday League team mates refuse to buy him new goalkeeping kit until he has jumped into the muddy water. He flatly refuses telling them he will do anything for gloves but he won’t do that.
Very good :thup:

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