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Re: caption time thread

Post by Crossd_Hammrs » Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:31 am

Well that's the 2020 award for Best Caption sorted out already. :thup:

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Post by ironhammer58 » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:19 am

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Finally, as promised, The next level :scarfer:

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Post by Iron-on-transfer » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:03 pm

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Paul Peschisolido's mum told him the first time she met Karren - "that one's a keeper". The following Sunday League game saw Karren make her debut between the sticks.

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Post by ageing hammer » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:50 pm

Iron illunga :lol:

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Post by OFT » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:31 pm

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Meatloaf’s Sunday League team mates refuse to buy him new goalkeeping kit until he has jumped into the muddy water. He flatly refuses telling them he will do anything for gloves but he won’t do that.
Genius :lol:
You've done me a huge favour there as I hate that song and at least now when it comes on the radio I'll be singing your version in my head.

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Post by Doc H Ball » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:40 pm

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Kate - 'Meghan's not come out of the tunnel'.

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Post by Samba » Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:51 am

Doc H Ball wrote:
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Kate - 'Meghan's not come out of the tunnel'.
:lol:

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Post by e-20 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:26 pm

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It's 2025 and there is some criticism of the apparent degeneration of the London Stadium over the years, but New Chairman Jack Sullivan reminds the last remaining fan just how much he owes his dad (now living in a well earned retirement in the Cayman Islands) for saving the club and we wouldn't even be in the Betamax Semi Pro League if we hadn't moved.

Oh and season ticket prices will be going up 10% next year.

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Post by e-20 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:31 pm

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I know what you're saying Clyde but thanks to the likes of you at least we can be assured that in 40 years racism will be but a long forgotten footnote in football history.

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Post by prophet:marginal » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:06 pm

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'Gwyneth Paltrow's what?

No wonder you've stuck to the beer, Bob!'

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Post by War Pony » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:14 pm

Doc H Ball wrote:
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Kate - 'Meghan's not come out of the tunnel'.
:lol:

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Post by JCA » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:09 am

Keep us up Davy son and you can have a year's supply of w**k mags.

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Post by IABATAC » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:11 am

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Ghost of West Ham Future shows horrifying image of what's to come if GSB don't change their ways.

See you at the protest on Saturday.......

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Post by OFT » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:34 am

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Thanks for another opportunity Your Midgetsty

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Post by Depressed Hammer » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:46 am

ageing hammer wrote:
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West Hams new training facilities involves no net spend
I remember them days over the marshes. Score a goal but dont hit the ball too hard or you have to wait ages for the Goalie to go get it lol. Goalies were fit in them days.

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Re: caption time thread

Post by Depressed Hammer » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:47 am

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Lets keep this hush hush Moyes. Heres a tenner to find a midfield player and bring me the change and a receipt .

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Post by ironilunga » Fri Jan 17, 2020 8:12 pm

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Frank McAvennie (known nowadays as Frankie) tries to get the attention of a distracted Sully.

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Post by Italian Hammer » Fri Jan 17, 2020 8:33 pm

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"Davie Boy, can I borrow your jacket? Been wearing this one since the Hunt for Red October came out."

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