It's no good pleading. Sooner or later you have to go back to that ****hole Olympic. Stadiumcockney hammer wrote:
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"For f*cks sake Grady, no, when you go back, don't tell them that you're African & all that. They might not have noticed"...
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Is that the FA Cup in your pocket or are you please to see me?cockney hammer wrote:
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"I'm telling you Pellers, even if you do cut the back, it's never going to look as good as mine in grey."
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"I'd better drop this off at home first. Last time I went on the lash I lost me keys"
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"Let me pluck one more for luck. It worked before you came on as sub and all that."
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That's the last time I mix up me sleeping tablets with me Viagracockney hammer wrote:
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It's OK no one will believe we have actually won something anyway!cockney hammer wrote:
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re the Brady 'quips' its worth Kumb being banned from official Press Conferences to be free to show those and know that her forum crawling (in more ways than one) acolytes are laughing behind her back nervously wondering if they should tell her about this 'disgraceful outrage' against a pillar of the club from those shockingly ungrateful thuggish fans.
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After I had the snip, my nuts swelled and they were this big for a few days !cockney hammer wrote:
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"So anyway, this dream I had. I was standing right here, in Stratford, and suddenly this huge, really impressive stadium grew up around me, and there was a claret carpet and everything. The crest had changed a bit, the floodlights looked a bit weird, and there were these two dwarfs - evil looking buggers - and a woman, yes a woman, in football can you believe, but remember it was a weird dream. But you know the strangest thing? The stands were *&%#ing miles from the pitch. I wish that dream would fade and die."
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"So anyway, this dream I had. I was standing right here, in Stratford, and suddenly this huge, really impressive stadium grew up around me, and there was a claret carpet and everything. The crest had changed a bit, the floodlights looked a bit weird, and there were these two dwarfs - evil looking buggers - and a woman, yes a woman, in football can you believe, but remember it was a weird dream. But you know the strangest thing? The stands were *&%#ing miles from the pitch. I wish that dream would fade and die."
kh take a bow thought that was brilliant mate