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'Mark Hughes said his barber might be able to help'.
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My eyes.......it burns....
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Who say's it's grim up North?
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Mignolet is on the bench and Salah is going to win The Ballon D'Or.
This is going to be our year.
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Danny Murphy not taken the defeat well, but at least him and his mate are trying to put a brave face on..
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Smiles all round as judges announce a tie in Miss Liverpool 2018 competition
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IABATAC quality mate pmsl
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MP - So is it right what they say about this Brady woman. Bit of a **** isn't she?
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Listerine proves to be slightly more effective than corsodyl.


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local double glazing for local people installed in Liverpool terrace.
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Smiles all round as judges announce a tie in Miss Liverpool 2018 competition[/quote]

FFS ! That made me laugh.
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not so much a caption contest but i just see this on twitter and it put a big smile on my face so i thought i would stick it in here

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In a recent UK survey by Ann Summers of a thousand men, it s discovered that women from Liverpool has the toughest clitoris.
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Fifa approve new goal line "scratch and sniff" technology.
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Nope. VAR says he pissed ON the line so it's not a goal kick

Jennings? Clemence? Btw
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Clemence for Liverpool at The Boleyn. ****ing love that image. Same old West Ham, taking the piss! :lol:
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