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cockney hammer wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:44 pm Image
This prick can't even keep hold of his tongue :lol:
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cockney hammer wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:44 pm Image
After punching the ball into his own net, Roberto showed a complete lack of judgement by also going with the Issa Diop goal celebration 'face'.
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cockney hammer wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:44 pm Image
Bitty?
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S-H wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 5:53 pmBitty?
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That tongue needs a GSB OUT sticker on it.
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A rogue Brady pube, was proving tough to shift.
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10,000 year old mummy found in Siberia. Could be missing link but not clear exactly between what.
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One way, or another, I'm gurner get yer...I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha. :tune:
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Tastes like bull****
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Moyes taps his no1 fan on the head, for continuing to spread the good word on :kumb:
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"Yeah...I'm tellin' you...the ONLY thing that Russian clown has done in this place that's been a success is to install beer shelves at this optimum height. He can't reach any of 'em though".
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prophet:marginal wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:15 pm WTF have I done?
As I was scrolling down my phone screen that's the quote I thought of when I seen the picture, but you beat me to it PM :)
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"That's funny. I could have sworn that cross-armed owner bloke was about a mile away. Turns out he's only a few feet away".
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