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Bamber Gascoigne wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2020 7:45 pm Ex-Player faces life time ban for donning new 'Brady's A C***' protest shirt
Superb :lol:
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SH & Bamber, knocking it out the park..
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Samba wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:12 am SH & Bamber, knocking it out the park..
^^^^^^^^^^^

This,

Just want to say thank God for the funny chaps on here, with all our depressing times right now you lot are a tonic :) :thup:
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ageing hammer wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:11 am Just want to say thank God for the funny chaps on here, with all our depressing times right now you lot are a tonic :) :thup:
Include yourself in that, ageing :thup:
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:54 pm Image
George often needed help when getting changed before each game. Unfortunately the letter 'K' fell off his shirt once and he played the entire 90 minutes with his shirt on back to front.
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Samba wrote: ↑Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:30 pm Include yourself in that, ageing :thup:
Yes definitely. I'd personally like to meet all you guys on this thread for a good old chuckle. Keep smiling chaps through these dark times. :thup:
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prophet:marginal wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:49 pm Image
"We'll need another hundred weight of scrap and a panel beater to get anything to fit this fat b******"
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norse wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:21 pm Image
Big Trekkie fan Sullivan had a vast collection of vintage Star Trek memorabilia. He loved to show people his Shatner pants.
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:53 am Image
We did agree that if we both scored we'd go public.
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I know you were feeling isolated up front, but you don't need to hold my hand for the full 90 minutes.
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lol quality :lol:
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:53 am Image
Haller "Did you see my rabona"

Bowen "Yes, but it wasn't as big as I was expecting, sorry"
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On a less romantic point, 22 52 17 whatever happened to 1 to 11 eh.
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:53 am Image
The future is bright (assuming we avoid the drop)!
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Tell them it’s a fifty pence bit flying our way
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:47 pm Image
"That ginger cow behind me just said the blow up valve on the back of my neck is showing."
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Mrs S ‘’Darling, you know I don’t normally dabble in matters football. However, I have it on good authority that there is a cracking left back playing in the Hubei Province of China and wondered if you shouldn’t take a trip and check him out’’
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:53 am Image
West Ham medical team unable locate source of Coronavirus that has ruled out the inform strike force for the rest of the season
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