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Well that's the 2020 award for Best Caption sorted out already. :thup:
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:13 pm Image
Finally, as promised, The next level :scarfer:
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:13 pm Image
Paul Peschisolido's mum told him the first time she met Karren - "that one's a keeper". The following Sunday League game saw Karren make her debut between the sticks.
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Iron illunga :lol:
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ironilunga wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:05 am Meatloaf’s Sunday League team mates refuse to buy him new goalkeeping kit until he has jumped into the muddy water. He flatly refuses telling them he will do anything for gloves but he won’t do that.
Genius :lol:
You've done me a huge favour there as I hate that song and at least now when it comes on the radio I'll be singing your version in my head.
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
Kate - 'Meghan's not come out of the tunnel'.
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Doc H Ball wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:40 pm Kate - 'Meghan's not come out of the tunnel'.
:lol:
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:13 pm Image
It's 2025 and there is some criticism of the apparent degeneration of the London Stadium over the years, but New Chairman Jack Sullivan reminds the last remaining fan just how much he owes his dad (now living in a well earned retirement in the Cayman Islands) for saving the club and we wouldn't even be in the Betamax Semi Pro League if we hadn't moved.

Oh and season ticket prices will be going up 10% next year.
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cockney hammer wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:09 pm Image
I know what you're saying Clyde but thanks to the likes of you at least we can be assured that in 40 years racism will be but a long forgotten footnote in football history.
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cockney hammer wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:09 pm Image
'Gwyneth Paltrow's what?

No wonder you've stuck to the beer, Bob!'
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Doc H Ball wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:40 pm Kate - 'Meghan's not come out of the tunnel'.
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Keep us up Davy son and you can have a year's supply of w**k mags.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:13 pm Image

Ghost of West Ham Future shows horrifying image of what's to come if GSB don't change their ways.

See you at the protest on Saturday.......
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:56 am Image
Thanks for another opportunity Your Midgetsty
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ageing hammer wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:51 pm West Hams new training facilities involves no net spend
I remember them days over the marshes. Score a goal but dont hit the ball too hard or you have to wait ages for the Goalie to go get it lol. Goalies were fit in them days.
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:56 am Image
Lets keep this hush hush Moyes. Heres a tenner to find a midfield player and bring me the change and a receipt .
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:56 am Image
Frank McAvennie (known nowadays as Frankie) tries to get the attention of a distracted Sully.
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:56 am Image
"Davie Boy, can I borrow your jacket? Been wearing this one since the Hunt for Red October came out."
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