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Moyes - Dont do it MP, run run as fast as you can.
MP - F*ck off you useless dinosaur
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Just remember what we agreed, NO tongues.
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Try and bite my neck Manny and you're getting a ****ing Glasgow kiss
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pass me the poison chalice please
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You're not here for a long time, you're here for a bad time
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Moyes: "you bet me I wouldn't keep them up and I bet you'd not wriggle out of taking over if I did... enjoy!"
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Pellegrini: "It was like shaking hands with a toddler"
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somerset-hammer wrote:Pellegrini: "It was like shaking hands with a toddler"
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Moyes " Manuel 6 month's and your wrinkles will be just like mine, and if you see a bus coming ****ing run the midget will throw you under it otherwise"
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Cockney Hammer said if you piss off he will come back on Kumb and do the round up again. :scarfer:
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MP: David, Sully told me I've got 100m to spend, but I've just found out he means Chilean pesos.
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Zaza and Calleri.
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So David, did you also think it was Laurel and Hardy on Señor Dildos wall?
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"Yer aff yer heid!"

"por qué???"
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ageing hammer wrote:Cockney Hammer said if you piss off he will come back on Kumb and do the round
up again. :scarfer:
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Algarve Hammer wrote:Just remember what we agreed, NO tongues.


lol that was what i was going to put Image
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MP: Strange really. That Kim Yong-un Sullivan bloke kept saying I could only have the job if I could convince Manchester City to let us have their old Yo-yo Tournament. Of course I said yes, but between you and me, I don't even remember seeing anyone playing around with them things when I was there.

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He sucked mine for about three hours.
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Pelegrini :

Sully said to me "Manuel give me a list of what you need and I will sort it because I am not short"

I tell Mr Sully "You not short?, the first two things we need are a mirror and an appointment for Specsavers"
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you left a copy of razzle in my locker

thanks pal, by the way do you know how tae get pages unstuck wae out ruinin' the photies ?
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