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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Hammer1972 » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:43 pm

Bet he injured his ankle kicking that door open....

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Post by keithwright1977 » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:49 pm

Just when you thought Jack didn’t do anything at the club he surprises us all by jumping out of an industrial washing machine....... and you lot thought he wasn’t worth the money, shame on you 🤥

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Post by keithwright1977 » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:53 pm

Somebody should have turned the machine on, only for a couple of spins, just enough to finally end the prolonged nightmare of a career, get him a nice insurance payout and finally get him off the wage book

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by el pato » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:09 pm

Why are they trying to make Declan Rice look silly?

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Post by Clacton-ammer » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:11 pm

Amazed Sully let him get in his money laundering machine. Jack does looks lean at least.

Yeah it has gone wrong badly, I honestly thought it was a worth a punt.

What is the latest news on his injuries?

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by smuts » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:37 pm

Lucky Rice didn't smash into the corner of that table isn't it? :)

That would be typical West Ham...key player out for the season after puncturing his groin in training ground japes.

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by keithwright1977 » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:40 pm

We were all saying Jack had to clean up his act but come on that is taking the piss

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Graza » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:51 pm

Genuinely forgot he "plays" or even "played" for us until this popped up again. I figured it would be another injury notification as well...

When is he getting his MLS/China transfer?

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Post by iLoveLasagne » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:16 pm

Would China/MLS even want Jack? He is hardly a big name these days. China has new wage caps too.

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Sauce! » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:20 pm

West Ham player’s career “all washed up” shock.

Rinse and repeat.
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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Sauce! » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:21 pm

:oops:

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Post by Bamber Gascoigne » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:24 pm

Feels like we've been taken to the cleaners that's for sure....

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:15 pm

Jack Wheelchair? He showed remarkable agility jumping in an out of that tumble dryer.

Shame he plays like he's actually in one.

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Hammer in Hornchurch » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:08 am

I know there’s having fun, but having not played for months due to injury and the team doing poorly, that video doesn’t go down well in my opinion and shouldn’t be made public.
After you’ve put the effort in out on the pitch then it’s a different matter.
I bet he ‘felt a twinge in the ankle’
Our club is not run like a circus !

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Depressed Hammer » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:26 am

Jack reminds me of that guy in the wheelchair in the film " Unbreakable " . Every time he falls he breaks something. Not to them extremes but Jack can be out for 2 months with a slight niggle. Career is over and we have another year and a half to pay up contract of 100 grand a week.
Money well spent in wages again.
Yarmalenko 115 grand a week in wages. The premier league is the fastest league in the world. Players need to be fit and agile these days. Owners need to realize that when buying players and give them big wages
Even Shaqiiri from Liverpool or whatever his name is , the donner kebab guy, he makes Yarmalenko look slow.

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Faithless » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:51 am

Hammer in Hornchurch wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:08 am
I know there’s having fun, but having not played for months due to injury and the team doing poorly
I expect him to start against Everton having seen his newfound mobility.

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by Whitters » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:51 am

I was talking to a mate at the weekend who is a big Arsenal fan, and he was saying how he rates Wilshere as one of the best midfielders they've had at the club, and was very highly regarded by his peers. Shame how it has worked out

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Post by Stevey » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:55 am

Hammer in Hornchurch wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:08 am
I know there’s having fun, but having not played for months due to injury and the team doing poorly, that video doesn’t go down well in my opinion and shouldn’t be made public.
After you’ve put the effort in out on the pitch then it’s a different matter.
I bet he ‘felt a twinge in the ankle’
Our club is not run like a circus !
He put a video up on his personal social media account ribbing a mate on his birthday, its not like it was a video of him out on the lash flashing the wads of money he's earned from West Ham for doing absolutely nothing. Say what you want about the signing, and I for one was against it from the off as even when he managed to stay fit for Bournemouth he failed to deliver, but the bloke is still entitled to a life.

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Post by Whufc06 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:04 am

My brother is mates with a member of staff at Arsenal and was told years ago that when Wilshere had one of his first ankle ops he had a plate inserted to stabilise it. After a while he said he didn't like the feel of it so wanted it taken out but was told that it would only weaken it but he insisted. May explain why he has constant problems with it.

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Re: Jack Wilshere

Post by keithwright1977 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:09 am

Funny how Jacks got so much in common with that washing machine seeing how much he’s rinsing us

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