West Ham Myths . . .

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West Ham Myths . . .

Post by Bonzos4Lagers » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:54 am

I'll start . . . Trevor Brooking didn't score many goals with his head. Actually he wasn't bad - don't know the exact number, but he netted a few with his bonce

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by screech » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:32 am

There’s a 50k waiting list for season tickets

Gold and Sullivan are fans

Gold and Sullivan have the best intentions for the club, it’s fans and it’s future

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by westham,eggyandchips » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:41 am

85% wanted to move to Stratford

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by sicknote » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:20 am

They saved us......

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by S-H » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:34 am

The Baroness has female genitalia.

Mark Noble isn't a good footballer.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by simonpaulthomas » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:37 am

We aren’t a circus anymore.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by S-H » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:45 am

Carlton Cole wasn't world class.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by HalfTimePie » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:56 am

Ludo comes from near Moscow

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by James P » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:58 am

Christian Dailly scored with his b*llocks

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by Billydinho » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:18 am

Tevez kept us up.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by sutts07 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:40 am

Well that thread lasted long didn't it.

Well played for trying to start a thread that doesn't just hammer the board/team/stadium etc... better luck next time.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by Hammer.CA » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:45 am

That 'we' are part of the most successful stadium migration in history.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by swash » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:03 am

Klopp made a terrible mistake in not coming here

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by markmc » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:04 am

West Ham won the World Cup.....tin hat...

30 Years Undefeated...(WH related :) )

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by ereford ammer » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:04 am

West Ham are everybody's second favourite team

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by Billydinho » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:05 am

Aaron Cresswell's magic. He certainly isn't.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by CMNinja » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:07 am

Marco Boogers' depression caravan
When the The Sun called the club's travel arranger to ask if Boogers had gone back to Holland, the arranger told them there hadn't been any flights booked and if he'd gone, he'd probably 'gone by his car again'. This was misheard and the caravan myth was born.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by ereford ammer » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:11 am

David Cameron is a Hammers fan

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by S-H » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:20 am

Javier Mascherano is a better player than Hayden Mullins.

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Re: West Ham Myths . . .

Post by claretandblue82 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:24 am

We aren't Spurs cup final every year.

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