Preview Percy 2019-20

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Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:54 pm

Amazingly, some of you still want the old so and so to have his own thread each week.

Here's this week's offering on the visit to Brighton.

https://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=43629" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Rocketron » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:35 pm

La Cave a Fromage

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Post by OFT » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:46 pm

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Cracking read as per.

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Post by Gnome » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:50 pm

Rocketron wrote:La Cave a Fromage
If you're not careful I will start forwarding your junk mail to you!

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Post by Samba » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:53 pm

Was it called, 'The Knob Cheese Company'?

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Post by arlhe » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:59 pm

And is Percy's surname 'Shelley' by any chance? Pure poetry....

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Post by The Old Man of Storr » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:53 pm

First of all , my congratulations to Daisy for getting a full time job , perhaps now she can afford to take me out for a drink ?

Second of all - ' The Institute Of Making It Up as We Go Along ' made me chuckle :lol: - if only we had someone like that at West Ham whenever we play Manchester City .

Third of all , seeing as Ron Of The Rocket has already won this week's competition I'd like to pass on a late postcard from Ms MacSporran which reads ' Hard Cheese ' [ seeing as wot it closed down ] .

Fourth of all - True Story - Before he sat his exams for Reindeer Studies , Graham Potter was into his body building , he'd go to the gym five days a week , his muscles were enormous - how do I know this ? Well , I actually went out with his daughter , Pansy or ' Pansy Potter The Strong Man's Daughter ' as she was known back then . :raver:

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Post by Gnome » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:00 pm

I fear Daisy is spoken for!

Meanwhile here's this week's load of old tosh...

https://kumb.com/article.php?id=43633" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Rocketron » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:15 pm

I'm saying nothing :wink:

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Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:21 am

Another great read as per , Perce .

Can't hang around as I've been told we've been invited to lunch up the north end of Skye and seeing as we're now both old we need to set off two hours early . :)

Enjoy your day . :thup:

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Post by OFT » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:38 am

Good stuff as always. :thup:

Love the brief VAR 'consultation'
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Post by Gnome » Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:23 pm

Percy's take on our international trip......

https://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=43634" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by ereford ammer » Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:47 pm

Showwaddywaddy is the answer to the poser ( Ithink).

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Post by vietnammer » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:04 pm

Noticed you brought up the nickname The Exiles. My expert knowledge (assisted by a glance at Wiki) says they were originally known as The Ironsides. So, come on etc.

Good read again ta!

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Post by The Old Man of Storr » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:33 pm

A Big Name you say ?

Ms Elspeth says they don't come much bigger than this one .

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Showaddywaddy , my arse .........as Jimmy Savile would say . :o

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Post by Gnome » Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:42 pm

Here's this week's offering from Preview Percy. Sorry.

https://kumb.com/article.php?id=43636" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Tross » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:00 pm

Never fails to put a smile on the face - Top work!

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Post by OFT » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:42 pm

Cracking as always.

Tough choice between the Harry Kane and Dean Saunders stuff for this weeks highlight.

Ta very much :thup:

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Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:55 am

Being Welsh , Dean Saunders can hold his drink [ and he'd only had the one , honest , Guv ] , and he wasn't ' Slurring ' he was speaking in Welsh , an easy mistake for an English Copper to make , anyway , that's the Defence sorted out .


Miss Elspeth McSporran , 4th Caravan from the left , Upper Breakish [ Half Price Wednesday Nights ] , Skye has given me this postcard to read out - her answer this week is .....

' A Frozen Bernard Matthews Turkey ' .

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Post by Gnome » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:13 am

Had a couple of technical issues getting this week's offering from PP posted. These have now been resolved. The quality of the preview has not been affected by these issues.

Unfortunately.

https://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=43641

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