Preview Percy 2019-20

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by OFT » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:50 pm

Ta muchly.

Harry Kane/ Einstein ...hahaha.

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:48 pm

OFT wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:50 pm
Ta muchly.

Harry Kane/ Einstein ...hahaha.
That's relatively speaking.....

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Suffolk Iron » Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:50 pm

Hurry up Percy, we've got a game tomorrow. We need to read your uplifting thoughts before setting out. Hope all well at the Avram Grant Home for the Bewildered. Daisy is getting your cocoa ready and Matron must have turned the "Picture Wireless" off by now!

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:00 pm

I've picked up the copy and edited the libellous stuff out.

At present there are technical reasons for me not being able to post it straight up as usual but it is with the boss who will, no doubt, be posting it up shortly.

It's still rubbish though.

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:52 pm

Gnome wrote:
Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:00 pm


At present there are technical reasons for me not being able to post it


If you can't afford a stamp just come out and say so .

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:43 am

I can't afford a stamp.

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Polaroid » Sun Sep 22, 2019 4:13 am

I've just borrowed (stolen) one from Tyrone Mings.
As soon as I can raise some cash for another i will be sure to pass it along.

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:54 am

https://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=43644

Don't blame me. You asked for it.

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:50 am

So relieved the ' technical problems ' were sorted out , was beginning to think we were all going to have to go ' Cold Turkey ' .

Another amusing and enjoyable read , cheers , mate . :thup:


As for the reportage embargo - just send it in under an assumed name , there's over 60,000 people at the match , could have been any one of them wot wrote it . :)

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by OFT » Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:26 am

If they ever do away with footy, and to be fair, they seem to be trying their best, it's Percy's Previews I will miss the most.

Cracking as per. Ta

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:07 pm

Seriously you should seek help.

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:37 pm

More mediocre mumblings from our miserable Methusulah....

https://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=43646

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:28 pm

Cheerless cogitations from our crumbly old codger...


https://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=43649

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by OFT » Sat Sep 28, 2019 11:18 am

I've ignored the advice of my therapist and continue to read and inwardly digest these super articles. :thup:

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Sat Sep 28, 2019 12:27 pm

*Shakes head in sadness*

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Sat Oct 05, 2019 12:05 am

' Penalty Box-Inspired Attacks Of Vertigo ' :) - Worth-Nicking bits of writing , young Sir . :thup:

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by OFT » Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:10 pm

Cracking as per. :thup:

I've tried to resist but alas, it's like a lovely drug.

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by Gnome » Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:25 am

Percy on Everton. For those who don't find root canal surgery painful enough....

https://www.kumb.com/article.php?id=43654

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Re: Preview Percy 2019-20

Post by vietnammer » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:26 pm

Gernome: "Their (UEFA) track record has not been great in the past - they once fined Nicklas Bendtner ?80k for illegal display of a sponsor's logo, a fine that was 10 times the usual punishment dished out for racism offences."

Blimmin eck mate you know your stuff. Very well-observed!

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