For Farke's sake

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by woodford » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:09 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:......I'll be having it if it comes up to my chest!

there'll be people on here wondering what the hell is going on :D


A woman's needs are many fold....

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:11 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:......I'll be having it if it comes up to my chest!

And that tickled old Ernie .....

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by Iron-on-transfer » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:19 pm

NO TOMOS...don't mention the name here..that gives the secret away! :wink:

I remember laughing at the point of "and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart" during the video.

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by Westbourne Bill » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:41 pm

BondsoBob wrote:Ten tonne Ted from Teddington, and he drove the bakers van

I'll bet there's not many on here who will know what song that lines from.[/quote]

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by Tenbury » Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:19 pm

Two Ton Ted ( pre metric)............. :x ...amateurs....

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by BondsoBob » Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:34 pm

And to think if anyone made a record like that (Ernie) now days it would probably be banned and they would be sent on a 'politically correct' course. (And I'm an old leftie).

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by jonnysissons » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:10 pm

A woman's needs are many fold....[/quote]

My mates a mechanic. Whenever he says he fitted a new manifold on a car it makes me grin and think of this bloody song :)

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by Suffolk Iron » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:12 pm

And a stale pork pie, hit him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust!

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by Monkeybubbles » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:58 pm

It's the horse I feel sorry for

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Re: For Farke's sake

Post by DaveWHU1964 » Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:39 pm

I love kumb. Benny would have found a subtler way of professing fondness for UTJ’s prize asset.

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