The January Transfer Window 2020

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Re: January

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S-H wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 6:39 pm What I wouldn't give to see Dimitri playing live in the flesh again, e17, you lucky bugger, enjoy.
Gonna boo him with the Languedoc Toulouse supporting family, while one solitary tear rolls down my face
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Re: January

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While whispering “s'il te plait, viens à la maison”
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Re: January

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you won't be able to sing

"Non, je ne regrette rien" either........
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Re: January

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Patito wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:22 pm 9 games 0 goals in his second spell :)
Fair few assists though! But yeah, probably the only example in existence.
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Re: January

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Cuenca 'ammer wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:08 pm you won't be able to sing

"Non, je ne regrette rien" either........
Might try that Serge Gainsborough one see if it wins him over
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Re: January

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e17 wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:27 pm Might try that Serge Gainsborough one see if it wins him over

:D Je T'Aime ...Moi Non Plus......


What a crap end to the disco that was . :D
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Re: January

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iLoveLasagne wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:21 pm Fair few assists though! But yeah, probably the only example in existence.
Fair enough mate, I suppose he was a winger as well. I barely remember him playing there so not best to comment, it sounds like he was a success at least. Might as well be positive about this Gaitan signing because it ticks all of Sullivan's boxes!
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Re: January

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if we bring in a 31 year old has been in gaitlin then we are doomed. 1. we don't need wide players 2. we need central midfielders

when will they learn. he is on a free playing in the MLS for a reason. crap. forget.

issac hayden 20m will do us. the barcodes have the longshafts so don't need him and he wants to leave. 24 years old plays in PL English wants to come to London. sorted stick him next to rice .

GK - butland was good a few years back but is injury prone and playing poorly. dropped by stoke ! ideal west ham signing ! can he be worse than Roberto, of course not. fee would have to be no more than 5m . otherwise get Bentley in for similar amount. playing well.

CF - if they are selling ajeti then I feel sorry for him as never given a chance. hasn't looked great but who has ? will be lucky to get 6m for him. what can we get for that ? an old player looking for one last pay off aka giroud ? no thanks. recall hughill and give him a go maybe ?


so hayden butland/Bentley and recall hughill for January. sell ajeti for 6m and sanchez on a free.
promote Coventry to take sanchez`s place.

that's your lot I reckon .
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Re: January

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hammerman11 wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:00 am the barcodes have the longshafts so don't need him
Best one yet :D
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Re: January

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It defenders & defensive midfielders aren’t top of the shopping list then someone needs their head looking at.
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Re: January

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Brown Sauce wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:09 am It defenders & defensive midfielders aren’t top of the shopping list then someone needs their head looking at.
Do you not think we need just one more attacking midfielder though? You know, just in case the other 47 of them get injured?
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Re: January

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if we are thinking we are short of attacking midfielders then give Holland a go recall diagana

play the kids instead of wilshere sanchez ajeti .

Coventry Holland Johnson are ready to take their chance.

cant do any worse than the current mob and would at least try.

haller looks moody and not bothered. I know we are using him wrongly but he could try running a bit !
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Re: January

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hammerman11 wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:00 am issac hayden 20m will do us.
I want them to sign him just so that you stop posting the same post day after day after day.
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Re: January

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hammerman11 wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:14 am
haller looks moody and not bothered. I know we are using him wrongly but he could try running a bit !
This has felt like the longest international break ever. :asleep:
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Re: January

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hammerman11 wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:14 am play the kids instead of wilshere sanchez ajeti
But we're not playing Wilshere, Sanchez or Ajeti! :?
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Re: January

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Hayden, Hayden, Hayden, Hayden, Hayden, Hayden, Hayden, Hayden, Hayden, Hayden..

ABRAHAM!!!

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Re: January

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We just need

a couple of new keepers
3 or 4 fullbacks
Some central Defenders
Box to Box Midfielder
Holding Midfielder
Defensive Midfielder
Deep Laying Playmaker
Winger with Pace
Winger with ability to hang on a cross
Player who runs about a bit
Fist bumping
Shouter
Big Knob
Inflatables
Hoochie Coochie Man
Flag in centre of pitch
New carpet
New Board
New Ground
and Alan Partridge in a Pear Tree.
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Re: January

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I so wish we had signed Marzipan
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Re: January

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JLCABA wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:35 pm I so wish we had signed Marzipan
He would have been the icing on the cake
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Re: January

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i hope we sign zlatan.

we are destined for mid-table so this would make the rest of the season interesting. either way.
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