Johnny_C WHU wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 27, 2019 5:26 pm
Anyone else on Twitter see the post from 'a close club source' descripting an open letter from a fan called "John" blaming the fans for our downfall? Its hysterical!
Haven't you heard, it's all us fans' fault?
We MADE Gold & Sullivan save us.
They wanted to bring Neymar & Messi here but we said, 'no, that wouldn't be fair on all the other teams, we'll have Simone Zaza & Jonathan Calleri instead. And being true West Ham fans, they listened to us, as they always do'.
They wanted us to stay at Upton Park, even talking about redeveloping the East Stand but we said, 'no, we want you to blow up the Boleyn Ground, sell the land mysteriously for a pittance & make us play in an athletics stadium, not at all suitable for watching football in'. They said, 'but, but'...'NO', we said, 'we WANT to be sat further away from the action, we're fed up with being close to the pitch & being able to identify the players'.
'But', they said, 'what about all the local businesses around Upton Park & how their livelihoods will probably be destroyed, if we move'. 'F*ck 'em', we said, 'they've had it too good for too long, they're holding us back & anyway, the bus garage is going to be there forever so you won't be able to rebuild the East Stand, anyway'.
So you see, what some have been coming on here & elsewhere saying, they're quite correct, it IS all our fault.
Stupid, greedy supporters. Always demanding too much.