David Moyes' Claret and Blue Army!

[keithwright1977]

Mike Ashley’s the sort of bloke who can take the stick and shove two fingers up, he is a hard nosed businessman and you can’t take anything away from him with they way things have turned out for Newcastle. He wants to succeed at any cost even going below the belt (minimum wage) to do so. Newcastle are in a much better place today than they have been in a long time and they’re even spending money on players, yes they are spending, because in this business you have to speculate to accumulate (points/trophies/etc) or you end up where we are in NO MANS LAND without a trench in sight

[Ironing Board]

Small men, big .. cars

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[jastons]

I'm no fan of Moyes but to hear he only has one member of backroom staff and only one scout does make me feel a bit of sympathy for him. No wonder he is staying late at the training ground!

[Ironing Board]

I'm no fan of Moyes but to hear he only has one member of backroom staff and only one scout does make me feel a bit of sympathy for him. No wonder he is staying late at the training ground!

Probably washing the strips!

[jastons]

If only he had an ironing board as well!

[DaveWHU1964]

I’m hearing, quite reliably, that Moyes is waiting until the deadline passes before bringing anymore staff in

The reason? Broken promises on transfer funds.

We’ll be looking for another manager from next Sat, which would hopefully have the press finally outing these thieving ***** for what they really are

Genuine wow.

Just a thought as not seen it mentioned, but I wonder if this is an attempt on his part to force his bosses to stump up this week for fear of letting even more people come to the conclusion that they count amongst the scum of the earth.

[smuts]

Moyes jacking would be the ultimate example of what a complete clusterfuck GSB are making.

Who could we seriously get to consider the job after that? Christian Gross? Steve Kean?

[Cellar-door]

Moyes jacking would be the ultimate example of what a complete clusterfuck GSB are making.

Who could we seriously get to consider the job after that? Christian Gross? Steve Kean?

Probably promote one of the youth managers until the end of the summer

[DaveWHU1964]

Personally, IF he’d accept it I think it could be Mark Noble as caretaker player manager.

[Eggs'n'nuts]

If only he had an ironing board as well!

Very good jastons. I doff my cap.

[ballantine]

I’m hearing, quite reliably, that Moyes is waiting until the deadline passes before bringing anymore staff in

The reason? Broken promises on transfer funds.

We’ll be looking for another manager from next Sat, which would hopefully have the press finally outing these thieving ***** for what they really are

Bet they'll call his bluff without batting an eye

[Cellar-door]

Personally, IF he’d accept it I think it could be Mark Noble as caretaker player manager.

Oh that would go over well with the squad....


Hello boys, let me introduce your new manager.
You may know him as the worst player on the pitch most matches....... Mark Noble!!! Are you excited for him to tell you what the best way to play around his shambling corpse in midfield is?

Just what we need to make a clownshow complete, a player manager. No experience, not even one of the players who takes the coaching courses. But he's been here forever so, of course that'll work.

[OFT]

I’m hearing, quite reliably, that Moyes is waiting until the deadline passes before bringing anymore staff in

The reason? Broken promises on transfer funds.

We’ll be looking for another manager from next Sat, which would hopefully have the press finally outing these thieving ***** for what they really are

One possible question to be thrown at him should this happen may be ' I thought you had better players this time'.
Having said that, If Moyes does walk stating the transfer situation it could be a way for him to salvage some pride if not his managerial reputation.

I've got nothing against the bloke as it happens but would be delighted if he did what is being suggested .

Shall we have a whip round to 'encourage' him ?

[kenthammer1984]

There is no way moyes walks, surely?

[Georgee Paris]

Nothing would surprise me. Sullivan would probably instal Junior to run the side. Or second coming of Brooking.

[jhammers]

F it, get Nolan in til the end of the season, at least he'd show a bit of fight

[wormley]

F it, get Nolan in til the end of the season, at least he'd show a bit of fight

In a bar in Newcastle maybe, after a skinful with wor'Andy like.

[Ironing Board]

If only he had an ironing board as well!

:lol:

[Sarney10]

Probably washing the strips!

He has to hang around late, as he needs to wait for Jack to stop messing around with the tumble drier before he can put the kits in there

[Ironing Board]

He has to hang around late, as he needs to wait for Jack to stop messing around with the tumble drier before he can put the kits in there

:lol:

“Hurry up Jack, the wife’s getting suspicious and I haven’t even started on the training bibs yet...”