Lawro at it again !

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by S-H » Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:19 am

The ****ing gurt yeast infection!

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Eggs'n'nuts » Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:27 am

He really is the dew drop on the nasal hair of football.

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Robbie » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:28 pm

The terrible discharge laden fanny pad.

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Robbie » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:26 pm

I think he is being kind here, however Lawro is still an appauling sore on the genitals of mankind. I also appreciate the support for Slav :thup:

West Ham v Liverpool

West Ham have got some decent players but they are struggling for defenders this weekend. They need to get some defenders fit.

You look at Slaven Bilic's squad and think they should be in that middle group in the Premier League and should be comfortable.

Liverpool have played a couple of games since they lost 4-1 at Tottenham and Klopp has been clever by playing nearly the same team. He did that to tell his players: prove I am not wrong and show you are decent players.

We know they have defensive issues but it is very rare you make so many poor decisions in a game that costs you so many goals like they did at Wembley. Tottenham didn't really have to create the goals.

Liverpool won comfortably at London Stadium at the end of last season and I think they will win again. But I hope it doesn't mean Bilic will lose his job - because that would be ridiculous.

Lawro's prediction: 0-2

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by hammernsickle » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:56 pm

"This midweek, Mark Lawrenson takes on musician, writer and cricket fanatic Felix White, for the games on Tuesday and Wednesday.

The former guitarist in The Maccabees is co-hosting the Tailenders Ashes podcast for BBC Radio 5 live with DJ Greg James and England bowler James Anderson.

Both Lawro and Fulham fan White reckons David Moyes' West Ham will beat Everton 1-0."

:shock:

We're as ****ed as that languid pink cavern.

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by DasNutNock » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:28 pm

anus collector

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by OFT » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:35 pm

Rancid diverticulum.

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by ageing hammer » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:35 pm

164 pages of expletives to describe Lawro as a ****.

This has to be a world record :D

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Post by DasNutNock » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:41 pm

10 years old next month. Perhaps we ought to arrange some sort of award to present the fisted sh#tpipe.

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Sauce! » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:47 pm

Lawro the human gusset clam wrote:LAWRO'S PREDICTION
The Toffees are still struggling to score goals but it is at the back where they have the biggest problems. They are all over the place.
They have conceded at least two goals in each of their seven games under caretaker boss David Unsworth, and have shipped 11 goals in their past three matches. Even West Ham's defence is not that bad.
Comedy gold Mr Lawrenson.

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by dodger » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:05 pm

Anyone else seen John Cena's predictions for this weekend (he is up against Lawro)?

His thoughts on our game against Stoke:
Who doesn't love a good ham? It provides you with nourishment, happiness and a sense of community. It is always served at a big family function gathering. I like West Ham. 0-1

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by claretandblue82 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:53 am

dodger wrote:Anyone else seen John Cena's predictions for this weekend (he is up against Lawro)?

His thoughts on our game against Stoke:

Who doesn't love a good ham? It provides you with nourishment, happiness and a sense of community. It is always served at a big family function gathering. I like West Ham. 0-1
:lol:

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Patito » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:59 am

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by OFT » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:09 am

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Cena's talking more sense there than the badly bruised clitoris ever has!

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by swash » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:16 am

Everyone talks more sense than that lump of unnecessarily conceived maggot infested knob cheese

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Carlton'sGoal » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:22 am

He has a point as well.

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by TeddyThePug » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:47 am

Put it this way.. I don't think you'd find many people who'd argue with him... :arry:

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by brothernero » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:31 pm

TeddyThePug wrote:Put it this way.. I don't think you'd find many people who'd argue with him... :arry:

Triple H is an Irons fan, Main event match now to be scheduled for Wrestlemania in April. :wink:

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by DasNutNock » Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:41 pm

Predicting a 2-0 home win, so stick your cash on a score draw.

Complete notcher.

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by kitthehammer » Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:43 pm

The problem with **** face is he makes his predictions on recent results and league position. injuries don't seem to come into it,

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