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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by denzel » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:02 pm

It's not Tello. :thup:

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Monkey Mike » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:02 pm

eddcunningham wrote:Am I the only one who thinks Big Sam has ordered the wrong Barca kid?

"Welcome to West Ham Tell....oh. Damn."
Is it not Tello then?

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Dieter Eckstein » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:02 pm

Philosophical Dan wrote:Shearer was the last Brit whose transfer broke the world record. 15 million to the barcodes. You have to go back to 1951 for the last time a Brit was the most expensive player before wor Alan - Jackie Sewell from notts county to wednesday, for the eye watering sum of £34,500.
Gareth Bale earns that every time he goes for a long sit on the toilet. Apparantly he tells people he's off for a Jackie Sewell.

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by orbital » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:03 pm

It seems that Arsenal are in talks about taking Ba from Chelsea, after letting Mose's go to Liverpool can anyone understand letting your players go to 'potential' Title challengers?

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Cardiff here we come..... » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:03 pm

Is Levy doing deals for both Sp*rs & Real Madrid??

I know Mesut Ozil is a good player but £42m pound? :shock:

Wouldnt pay any transfer fees for anyone today, its absolutely f**king stupid sums of money.

Lets get a loan striker in & please learn from these mistakes West Ham.

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Alf Garnett's (Ex) Missus » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:04 pm

Can we do a sticky for the numbnuts on here to read before they post in here...

This is not that Tello...
What the FFP actually is and what is calculated there within.....
Diarra's wages....
Quagmire not coming here....

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Believer » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:04 pm

Dieter Eckstein wrote:
Gareth Bale earns that every time he goes for a long sit on the toilet. Apparantly he tells people he's off for a Jackie Sewell.
Ha ha ha quality !! :lol:

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by ashbanki » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:04 pm

I fear a stumbling block over an Odemwingie deal could be that ,due to FFP rules, we won't be able to reimburse him for his petrol and Severn Bridge toll expenses.

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Bamber Gascoigne » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:04 pm

denzel wrote:It's not Tello. :thup:
Someone wants to Tello-gram Sam...

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Lincolnhammer92 » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:05 pm

I'd say Ozil is worth £42m more than Bale would be worth £42m. Absolute class, one of Madrids best players whenever i've seen them, and class for Germany as well in a team filled with brilliant midfielders.

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by netheniron » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:07 pm

bobo wrote:It's not Tello......
And it doesn't rhyme with 'Hello' either. To join in with the Spanish lesson, the 'll' is actually treated as a separate letter, which is odd because it's obviously two letters stuck together. Anyhow, one such pronunciation would be 'Tay-yo', another 'Tesz-o' depending on where in the Spanish speaking world you happen to be, and to whom you're talking to.

The cunning Spanish also have the letter 'ch', which sounds like ch.

Please can we actually buy someone?

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by lewis100985 » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:09 pm

Philosophical Dan wrote:Shearer was the last Brit whose transfer broke the world record. 15 million to the barcodes. You have to go back to 1951 for the last time a Brit was the most expensive player before wor Alan - Jackie Sewell from notts county to wednesday, for the eye watering sum of £34,500.
Cheers :thup:

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by westham,eggyandchips » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:09 pm

Zamora to return?!

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Believer » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:11 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:Zamora to return?!
Woopeedo - another crock !

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Faded & Dead » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:12 pm

netheniron wrote: And it doesn't rhyme with 'Hello' either. To join in with the Spanish lesson, the 'll' is actually treated as a separate letter, which is odd because it's obviously two letters stuck together. Anyhow, one such pronunciation would be 'Tay-yo', another 'Tesz-o' depending on where in the Spanish speaking world you happen to be, and to whom you're talking to.

The cunning Spanish also have the letter 'ch', which sounds like ch.

Please can we actually buy someone?
Right, as in 'Daylight come and me wanna go home'?

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:13 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:Zamora to return?!
He would seem the ideal player we need and I suggested him around 800 pages ago , but Brownfatwa explained that he wouldn't pass a fitness / medical .
At the moment I would say ' Why not ? ' .

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Hammer83 » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:13 pm

westham,eggyandchips wrote:Zamora to return?!
Old injury prone high wages low scoring record in premier league football seems a standard West Ham signing to me.

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by hammer'aggers » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:13 pm

Alf Garnett's (Ex) Missus wrote:Can we do a sticky for the numbnuts on here to read before they post in here...

This is not that Tello...
What the FFP actually is and what is calculated there within.....
Diarra's wages....
Quagmire not coming here....


It's not tello?

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by Aceface » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:18 pm

If we put a team out to play this weekend, it would probably contain no-one we'd signed in this window OR the previous (January) window in the starting XI.

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Re: Summer Transfer thread - 2013/2014

Post by chappo59 » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:18 pm

****ing hell 20 pages on & I've learnt.....it's not Tello!!!

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