The 2016 summer transfer thread

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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Aztec Hammer wrote:All these frees and loans coupled with the huge money we have to spend this year. Expect a huge signing.
Free signing Batefemi Gomis got an 8m quid signing on fee at Swansea

Our free signigs will be anything but "free"
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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kalashnikov wrote:In non-WHU news.. Marcelo Bielsa is Lazio's new manager.

Ravel to be worth 100m in 4 years?
No.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

Post by rare as rockinghorse shat »

Tore likes guns.
Matthew Thomas Jarvis likes collecting pictures of Volvos. Beige ones.


Tore likes Faith No More
Matthew Thomas Jarvis likes Belle & Sebastien


Tore's favourite film is Apocalypse Now
Matthew Thomas Jarvis' favourite film is Chocolat


Tore kidnapped the guy that was sniffing around his girlfriend, ripped his nails off with pliers and threatened his family.
Matthew Thomas Jarvis held the guy's drink, stewed on the situation for a few days, then called one of his friends for coffee and a chat about it.


I like the way Bilic is going with transfers.

We got b*llocks.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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JLCABA wrote:If Stones is worth £50 Million then Simon Webster must still be worth £24 Million
By that logic I'm worth about $14,000 just for running a couple of miles.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Burnley Hammer wrote: More time, yes.

But same quality?
I don't know the Italian fella, but I don't rate Stones either to be fair.

Obviously you'd like to have a player in their prime every time, but even City et al would struggle to stump up that cash.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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woodford wrote:and a third of the player
Incredibly generous.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Burnley Hammer wrote:
Do you have a link? Can't find an account for Ken Dyer, but I am a bit crap at finding stuff via Twitter
Sorry Burnley, I am not on Twitter, like I said a mate sent me a message about it. When I asked him where he got it from he said Twitter, some bloke called ken dyer. So that's all I know (or not know) I'm afraid
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Ken Dyer doesn't have a twitter account but loads of "ITK" wannabes are regurgitating the Evening Standard story and claiming Ken Dyer as a source

Twitter can be a very handy tool at times.... and sometimes I can be full of overly eager wally's
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Jinxed called Tore weeks ago, the deal was completed

Tore was waiting for a gun licence.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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ageing hammer wrote:Jinxed called Tore weeks ago, the deal was completed

Tore was waiting for a gun licence.

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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Aceface wrote:Nordtveit was mainly playing CB this season - in the Bundesliga for a team that finished in the CL spots.

I don't really know why Burke who's been playing in League 1 would automatically, or logically, be ahead of him this season.

Then again, Slav seems to think Antonio is a fullback so who knows?
I don't think it's a case of Burke being ahead of Nordteveit but Burke would take Tomkins place in the squad, meaning we don't sign a direct replacement for Tomkins, instead promote Burke. I think with injuries next seasons etc. then Nordtveit would possibly move into central defense ahead of Burke due to top flight experience etc.
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Ken Dyer is from the evening standard

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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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This is referring to the 2014/2015 season but still....

"Bacca scored his 20 goals from just 59 shots, meaning he maintained a conversion rate of 33.9 per cent, scoring with more than one in every three shots. That rate was not only the best of all attackers in La Liga last season – significantly better than Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar – but also better than every Premier League striker bar Diego Costa (34.4 per cent)."

Quoted from an old Telegraph article.

That's exactly what we want!
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Gabers wrote:Ken Dyer doesn't have a twitter account but loads of "ITK" wannabes are regurgitating the Evening Standard story and claiming Ken Dyer as a source

Twitter can be a very handy tool at times.... and sometimes I can be full of overly eager wally's
Ok, sorry didn't realize that's how it was, not down with the Twitter kids. Maybe I'll sign up
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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I saw Bacca play a few times for Sevilla and he looked weirdly deadly in the box. Not exactly the most glamorous "new stadium" superstar striker signing, but he should surely get goals.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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According to EX, we don't think Berahino is good enough, or has the right attitude.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Spent a huge amount of time watching European leagues last season. I want Bacca so much.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Blimey that's gonna be some clash ...

Bielsa and Ravel....!!!
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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Bonucci is exactly what City are lacking - a proper defender.
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Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread

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goose wrote:Bonucci is exactly what City are lacking .
10,000 fans most weeks?
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