I'm going to get in trouble for sharing this, but someone at the club has leaked the official plans to me...
***West Ham London OFFICIAL Summer Transfer Window 2017 Targets***
1. JS to pass 100k Twitter followers.
2. New hat for DS. Preferably a Panama on loan with an option to buy.
3. Cabinet post for KB. Brexit to be announced as "most successful move ever", trade deals with Trump and Erdogan to be completed: "fascism just needs a re-brand".
4. DG would like a new bag of Werthers Originals but will wait until January 2018 if DS confirms the manager is happy with the club's existing bag.
We'll obviously need to wait on no. 4 but all the others seem achievable.